Fucking Proms.

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Im sick of this shit. So everyone knows what prom is I'm guessing. I think it's a bigger thing in America but its still a thing in England too. And I for one, fucking despise it. Now you all probably think it's a great way to say goodbye to all your friends from your school life and take a step in the direction of your future or some shit and i feel you I really do, Except its a huge waist of time. Why would you want to go and OPTIONALLY sit in a room full of the people you hate most and have been forced to deal with for years while they judge you because they have spent like £500 on their shitty dress that makes them look like a sack of shit, while their "friends" lie to their face telling them they look good in the fucking shit dresses, then talk shit about them to their other "friends" behind their backs. Why would you put yourself thought that and spend money for it? Why would you put yourself through that when you could be having the best party of your life? Sitting in a room looking like a cunt surrounded by shit heads WHILST SOBER might i add, when you could be with your FRIENDS getting fucked out your mind and actually enjoying yourself? I don't understand the logic if I'm honest. I have tried and tried to understand i really have, but i just can't. My friends and shit are always asking me to go and saying we can have an afterparty when it's over (hosted my me lol) but why have an after party when you can just have a party and skip the boring shit you know? Skip to the good bit as Rizzle Kicks would have once said. And now im quoting Rizzle Kicks so I'm going to leave.

Good day to you, young entrepreneur. 

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