So recently my school has been 'cracking down' on shit for no apparent reason and the pupils where less than chuffed to see these changes take place. Since we're all slightly less educated than the average student and not very... Erm. Respectable I think is the word I'm looking for. Chavvy is a more fitting one, though. For example: students ripping doors off walls, breaking windows, getting kicked off of the school busses, setting fire to tables and so on.
Now these rules wouldnt be as bad if they where actually necessary or atlest relevant in our school. Like if we had rules put in place like... Idk 'no kicking windows in and setting fire to tables' I wouldn't mind. But the list of rules are fucking relentlessly retarded and the shart goblins that put the rules in place are completely oblivious to the obvious problems at school... It seams. As they have done fuck all to stop the actual shit that needs to be stopped.
One rule is that you are not allowed to go to the toilet during lesson time, the time in between lessons and before lessons. You can go at break and dinner. Now that's not the issue with me because that actually seems quite reasonable. It's the fact that they lock the toilets and no matter the situation, you are in no circumstances allowed to go to the toilets (unless you have a red card. Which basically means you're retarded and must leave lessons when you want). Now is it me, or have they not thought this through AT ALL? What if you are so desperate you are actually inclined to piss your pants on the floor because you MUST go to the toilet? What if you have a nose bleed? What if you start your period?!? Now these circumstances are pretty reasonable enough to go to the toilets if you ask me. And yet even if you tried you would be locked out. So who the fuck thought this was a good idea on a school of about 1,200 pupils that mostly all don't give enough of a fuck to hold in a piss until break time and would piss on the floor right infront of the teacher just to prove a point? Also, they expect the whole school to go the the toilet at break and dinner if they want, and only open 1 girls toilet and 1 boys toilet. Each have 3 stalls in each. Now say there are 50/50 boys and girls in this school, that's 600 pupils trying to get to 3 stalls to relieve themselves, that's 200 people a stall. It takes around 2 mins to go toilet and get out I would say, that's like 24,000 minutes for everyone to go to the toilet at break. Which I'm at least 43% sure is too fucking long.
Another new 'rule' is that as soon as you step foot into the buildings, you MUST take off your coat, no matter where you're going or how short a time you are spending in the building. There are literally teachers stood at doors waiting for pupils to come in wairing a coat like sadistic goblins feeding off of the cold souls just trying to muster up even a speck of salvaged warmth from their thin, disheveled, Primark coats. I don't even wear a coat to school and it pisses me off because the people having to take off their coats hold up a huge fucking line of people trying to get somewhere ffs. Quit pissing me off.
Oh yeah, and they force you to wear a tie. Not that that's a bad thing but if you are even seen on school grounds without a tie you have to get one from office. You are literally not allowed in lessons without a tie. Like thats the issue here. Like fucking hell, find something better to fucking do. I'm sick of this shit.
And even the teachers are pissed off too. I talked to some of them and 100% of them agree they need to find something better to do. They're fucking embarrassed when they have to stop a pupil from going to the toilet when they clearly are bursting for the toilet.
And it's even pushed one kid to taking a fucking shit on the floor of the circulation corridor, but that's a whole other story.
Viva la revolution, bitches.
✌️ peace ✌️
