Dear diary,
Guess who came over today? Sealand. That kid is so annoying.. by the way, I'm back in my house. It's good to be back. Anyway, Berwald and Finny wanted to go out for once in their lives, so they dumped their kid on me. You see, they would go out much more than they do, but it's impossible to find a sitter to watch the kid for a night. It's not worth the pay. There's nothing wrong with Sealand's behavior, he just has wayyyy too much energy, and Berwald doesn't want him to watch TV, so he spends that energy running around and screaming. Needless to say, Sweden and Finland don't go on many dates.
Anyway, back to what's really important here. They dumped the kid on me. For three hours. After deciding that everything in 'Uncle Norgay's' house was boring, he decided that I must be boring too so he left. Without telling me! I had to look for him for hours! Do you know how many times Finland and Berwald called me when they came to pick him up and neither of us were there? I ignored their calls and texted Ber once that we were at the park. (A huge lie) finally the little demon reappeared at the ice cream parlor down the street. He had a double scoop chocolate cone that probably cost as much as it does to become royalty in his country. (Not much as much as you'd think) so I hauled his butt home and handed him over to Finland and Berwald before the sugar could kick in. Also I made him swear not to tell them I let him escape. What happens at Norgay's house, stays at Norgay's house.
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Self-Proclaimed Everything
Ngẫu nhiênIceland here, Norway has been annoying me all day with this oniichan stuff, so I found his diary. Here it is! (Norway's Diary, but better) ((This is essentially a fanfic in diary form))
