April 4, 2016

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Dear diary,

It recently occurred to me, (and by recently I mean at midnight when I couldn't turn my brain off and go to sleep) that I didn't tell you about the damage England caused to my house. Do you know what he did? He flooded my entire basement. The carpet has to be taken out and replaced as well as the foam underneath or it will get moldy and gross. The water also got into the electric box and caused everything to short circuit. Basically nothing in my house works right now.

Normally, under these circumstances I would go stay with Danemark, however he has his girlfriend staying at his house and I don't want to interrupt their week. So now I'm staying with Iceland, who really doesn't want me to stay with him. Great. Maybe, just maybe, something good will happen in the near future to make all of this worth it. Probably not.

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