January 8, 2016

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I woke up this morning in a scale model of Copenhagen made entirely out of Lego's. How does certain unnamed Dane do this at night without anyone noticing? When do you sleep? Its unnatural. Does anyone else deal with things like this?

On another note, we still can't figure out how to fix Latvia the cat and Romania the owl. However, in our attempts, we turned Russia into a goat. I'm still all for a nice petting zoo filled with Russian goats, but England is against it. I think we are getting in somewhere though, because less and less people are turning into animals.

I was going to rent England out to France next time he had a birthday. I think to make up for it, I'll give England a better spell book. That way everyone wins.

Sve and Fin just walked in, we sent them out to get cat and goat food about an hour ago. They just 'fed' Latvia and Russia. They are both just staring at it. My gosh this is infinitely entertaining. 

Ice and Den finally made it back. They had to get mice for Romania. He looks so hungry... I don't think I can watch this.... Wait, yes I can. But they are so cute though.... Nope, sorry guys, I'm out.

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