Dear diary,
We found Finland's keepsake thingy in a sauna. Anyway he's back to normal- kind of. I liked him better when he was immobilized because the man just keeps running around non stop and yelling at us to fix Sweden.
I have Sleeping Beauty's paper in my hand. It says that his favorite thing is what will fix him. Oh and by the way we invited Romania over because why not. Coffee, tea, and Romanian rap. We are squad goals.
England read the paper out loud and Finland stopped moving for ten seconds to stare at us wide eyed in hopes that he might be Sweden's favorite thing. We tested the spell out on him to try and free the Swede but it didn't work.
Just for kicks, England tried the spell on Sweden's favorite chair and guess what? He's back. Romania is laughing like a dying hyena and poor Sweden has to explain to Finland that he doesn't like the chair as much and the Finn. (He's lying. Magic is always right)
Now we have a predicament. Free Iceland and Hong Kong and face their wrath and let them be near each other, or leave them trapped and safe and separated. well shoot, I don't know what to do.
I've already decided I like Denmark how is he now. Much less annoying. He can be tied to this chair forever. This way no more of my shirts and cologne can go missing.. what he does with them, I'm not sure I want to know.
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Self-Proclaimed Everything
AléatoireIceland here, Norway has been annoying me all day with this oniichan stuff, so I found his diary. Here it is! (Norway's Diary, but better) ((This is essentially a fanfic in diary form))
