April 24, 2016

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Dear diary,

Well... it happened. He's single. She flipped out 'cause she didn't like how much time he was spending with us and he said he low key liked someone else and they're done now, so that happened.

To celebrate- i mean cheer him up, we went to the beach today which wasn't too horrible. I tried to just sit in the shade and read but then Fin wanted to play volleyball and everyone kept kicking sand in my direction. After scooting back Ice told me that if he had to play, so did I and yeah, i played. It wasn't completely horrible. Obviously Ice and Fin and I dominated. Sweden and Denmark didn't stand a chance, even with Sealand.

So then Sweden and Fin took Sealand on a walk to find tide pools. I would have gone with but they wanted for it to be a family thing. What am i mate? During the hour and a half pr so that they were gone Ice retreated to the car with a horrible sunburn and it was just Denmark and I.

Honestly it was kind of awkward at first because he was still somewhat sad and I didn't really want him to get all emotional in public like a toddler. After a few minutes alone, however, he did anyway so i suggested we looked for sand dollars.

We made a contest out of it. Whoever found the smallest one could ask the other for any favor they wanted. When Denmark won, i pushed him in the ocean. At this point Ber and Fin and Sealand came back and jumped in the water with Den. We're in the car as i write this. Danmark keeps mentioning i owe him a favor. He wishes i did. Anyway, it's been a good day.

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