Awww crap. Today was... Interesting.
11.29.2016
Today I wake up. I have to be repeatedly awoken by my mom until I throw myself onto the floor then get up an brush my teeth.
I couldn't check my phone right away but I was anxious to read my good night and good morning text from John... I think I have a problem... I don't even know if I like him or feel he's like my best friend...? My emotions have been through a garbage disposal and back.
So this is probably sad but in the morning I literally had no one to hang with so since the beginnin of the school year I sit with these people I don't even know and we've become friends... But they're all seniors ;-; RIP
When the first bell rings I slowly go to my second period class and everyone is outside the door so I awkwardly try to avoid eye contact with Kevin by the front of the line. Zach is there so I just stand by him.
Ugh, I see Ethan and he's hugging my friend Mackenzie?!? Ewwwww I hate Ethan... Lemme give y'all a cut of yesterday.
--Yesterday at Lunch--
Ethan - "Hey guys wanna see these nudes"
Me - "How about no"
Kai - "I'm uncomfortable please stop"
Ethan - "But doesn't she have great boobs"
Me - *zones out and eats lunch instead of listening to that freak*
Greg - "WHOA SHES 11?!?!"
Jack was kinda quiet and he was sitting next to me. He turns and says "That's f*cked up man."
Me - "I'm queasy. Your saying she's a 6th grader?"
Ethan - "I didn't ask for the pics, she just kindly sent them..."
Hailey had already moved away from him but I had crippling stomach pain and knew he'd bother us wherever we went.
Me - "'Kindly'. Pfft. You just found some horny 11 year old on the internet?"
Greg - "I hope you get your @ss arrested."
So yeah. #GetDatBoiArrested
--Back 2 today--
I sit in class and I sit next to Mackenzie. She shows me a new necklace she has on and a gift box. We kinda talked about it and she told me Ethan is her ex. How the f*ck. Logic doesn't exist anymore. Anyway, she said he was too touchy which makes sense. He offered to buy her a necklace (yesterday) and brought it to her today! Like she picked it out yesterday tf he must have some really expensive free time. I found out she has the same lunchtime as me and that she should visit sometime.
So lunchtime today.
Ethan decided to start sitting where me and Hailey usually would, so we moved to the other side of the table. The guys were ripping on Ethan and his 11 yet old gf and then I see Mackenzie and Ethan automatically shifts focus. She has a rainbow tie on (I don't even think she's gay lol) and she sits next to me.
Ethan gets up and starts to walk around the table (we sit outside and these super long tables). She sits on the table and says quick sit closer and I realized she wanted me to be a barrier between her and Ethan. Once you regretti, you never forgetti. I wanted to cri
Me and Ethan were WAY to close for comfort. She was up on the table and Ethan was just poking her shoes and *cough* failing *cough* at flirting. Kai started trying to take Hailey's Arizona bottle and water bottle. So now Hailey's on the table screaming while Kai's trying to get the bottles and drawing attention to our table and I'm wedged between everyone.
When Hailey got her bottles everything went silently awkward and Kai says, " So what's going on over here" and im just like "Nothing" and get up and move between Kai and Jack.
Mackenzie jumps off the table and says "HeEeEeeelP ME" so I tell Kai to scoot down a lil bit so Ethan can't get Mackenzie. Ethan sits across from her and tries to reach across to her and she's literally hissing and leaning back 😂 Kai's just like, "Sir, I'm gonna need you to stop, that's harassment"
Ethan - "What the hell, but you *points at me* and her are close, you're so close you might as well f*ck!"
Me - *dying with laughter* "We're best friends and best friends can sit this close"
Oml he was so triggered 😆
So 6th period:
Montgomery was tryna be cool and tried to jump into his desk the opposite way and hurt his butt (lmao) and this killed me:
Monty - "Ugghhghggh, I feel like I've just been raped by 5 men... This is why I'm not gay"
Later
Montgomery - "Are you a weaboo?"
Me - "No, why?"
Monty - "I freakin' hate weaboos, always readin' their mangos and crap"
Nathan - "You can read fruit?"
Me - "I'm triggered"
Nathan - "Hey Ally, are you a weaboo?"
Ally - "A we-uh what now? A wiggaboo???"
We were trying to muffle our laughs so we wouldn't get in trouble with ms Fritz.
Nathan looked up wiggaboo and surprisingly found it on urban dictionary which was even better (sorry I'm not always familiar with mean slang lol)
Right now it's 10:17 and I haven't even gotten a nap today...
Better go before I fall asleep lol I'll try to keep y'all updated ;)
