Neymar Imaginesx

Whatsapp Group Meeting P1

leomessi: Good Morning!

3gerardpique: Shut up it's not a good morning.  

luissuarez9: Who shit in your cereal Gerard? 

3gerardpique: You did.  

luissuarez9: Oh yeah I forgot.  

3gerardpique: Leo why are you so damn happy? 

leomessi: I forget why.  

neymarjr: Probably because of me ;).. 

leomessi: of course ;) You're always the reason behind my smile.  

luissuarez9: Let's throw up together.  

3gerardpique: Shut up Luis.  You are just a third hoe to their relationship.  

neymarjr: Everyone loves me :).. 

leomessi: He is mine tho.  

sergiroberto: You have Antonella Leo.  You're such a fuck boy.  

3gerardpique: OH CRAP SERGI! You're a thug for that.. And I'm the King of Trolls.  

sergiroberto: ;) Always making you proud :).  

luissuarez9: Kiss ass... 

3gerardpique: Go kiss up to Leo's ass Luis.  

neymarjr: No I kiss up to Leo's ass thank you very much.  

sergiroberto: Of course you do.  

neymarjr added +93492740284

3gerardpique: Who the hell is that? 

leomessi: I don't know and I do want to know who the else is that.  

93492740284: This is fake as hell. You aren't who you say you are.  

3gerardpique: Is it your time of the month? 

93492740284: If you are actually who you are.  Follow me on instagram hoe. @ gigi10

3gerardpique: Fine I will and get off your period sir.  

leomessi: I'm dead maybe she doesn't have pads.  

neymarjr: I'll get them for her :) ♥ 

 93492740284: Shut up.  I can get them myself thank you.  

3gerardpique: I followed you happy? Happy? Oh wait you still have your period.  What's your name? 

(y/n): (y/n).  

3gerardpique: That sounds like a bitch name.  Where you live? 

(y/n): Why do you need to know? Don't you have Shakira? 

neymarjr: I am very single :).  

leomessi: No you aren't.  he is taken to me (y/n).  

(y/n): You got Antonella hop off Neymar.  

neymarjr: See she cares.  I like my girl already ;) . 

(y/n): Who said I was your girl Junior? 

neymarjr: Naughty Naughty Naughty

Part One xx 

Ooohhhh :) Poor Danilo :(.. This day in football is the darkest to me.  

I supported Danilo the goalie who died in the plane crash since I was age 4.  ugh feelings