Delinquent (Joshler) [✓]

iv • Honey, 'Stalker' is My Middle Name.

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roses are red
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violets are blue
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i have a gun
614 380 4573:
get in the van.

BabyBoy:
Josh

Josh:
gasp
Josh:
how did u know

BabyBoy:
Lucky guess.

Josh:
or should you say
Josh:
lucky STRIKES
Josh:
AHAHAHAH

BabyBoy:
bLOCKED

Josh:
ur kidding (!)
Josh:
come oNN (!)
Josh:
ill just have to sing till u come back (!)
Josh:
is it still me that makes u sweat? (!)
Josh:
am i who u think about in bed? (!)
Josh:
when the lights are dim and ur hands are shaking as ur sliding off your dress (!)
Josh:
then think of what u did and how i hope to god he was worth it, when the lights are dim and ur heart is racing as ur fingers touch his skin (!)
Josh:
ive got more wit, a better kiss, hotter touch a better fuck, than any boy u'll ever meet, sweaty you had me.

BabyBoy:
Ohmygod stop

Josh:
YAY IM UNBLOCKED!

BabyBoy:
How did you get my number anyway?

Josh:
i have my ways

BabyBoy:
#stalker

Josh:
honey, stalker is my middle name
Josh:
jk it's william

BabyBoy:
What's your last name?

Josh:
dun. joshua william dun.
Josh:
and ur tyler robert joseph
Josh:
tyler robert dun
tyler dun
tyler robert joseph-dun
Josh:
joshua william joseph
joshua joseph
joshua william joseph-dun
Josh:
ya we should totally hyphen it. 

BabyBoy:
Are you actually planning our wedding right now?

Josh:
yes

BabyBoy:
But you haven't even proposed yet

Josh:
dammit i knew i forgot something

BabyBoy:
Well get on it, loverboy.

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