Delinquent (Joshler) [✓]

xiv • Tyler Dahmer, Goat Killer

i dunno if this will like,,, trigger anyone? but i reference jeffrey dahmer in the chap so if that upsets you just skip this chapter, stay safe.

- ̗̀ ★

Josh comes back to his apartment,  hoping it would soon be his and Tyler's apartment.

Josh is going to ask Tyler to stay.

Permanently.

It would just be easier than Tyler moving all his stuff to Josh's house, then a few weeks later, moving them again.

Tyler and him have been together for about five months. Josh was hoping they'd be together long after Tyler is done high school, (which is soon), and then he's planning on asking Tyler to live with him.

But due to recent events, the big question is going to have to be sooner than later.

Of course, Josh could ask normally. But Josh isn't normal, so.

"Honey, I'm home!" Josh calls, walking into the apartment.

Peeking his head in the doorframe of the kitchen, where Tyler is, Josh hides his body behind the wall.

"Hey?" Tyler says, sipping his tea. Confused at Josh's position.

"Come with me," Josh demands, before walking toward the bedroom.

Tyler gets up, confused as ever, but he follows Josh, nonetheless.

Walking into the bedroom, Tyler gasps at the sight of a goat sitting on the floor.

"W-wha?-" Tyler goes to question, only to notice Josh isn't even in the room.

The goat has a note hanging from his neck by a ribbon, the note reads,

i'm not kidding around when i say i want you to move in with me
♡(c:

Tyler is surprised to feel arms wrap around his waist, and lips on his neck, but he can't help but melt into the contact.

"Move in with me?" Josh whispers.

Tyler doesn't resist the tears that drift down his cheeks as he nods, turning and pulling Josh in for a kiss.

Josh wipes his tears away, "Why're you crying, bub?"  he asks quietly.

Tyler smiles through his tears, "You just make me so happy, J. Make me feel so wanted."

Josh kisses the stray tears that keep falling, "That's 'cause you are wanted, 'n I love seeing you happy."

Tyler smiles fondly before laughing, "Where did you get the goat?"

"Shelter," Josh mumbles, still kissing Tyler's neck.

Tyler pulls away, staring wide-eyed at Josh, "You adopted it? Why didn't you just rent one?"

Josh furrows his brows, "He's a he, not an it. I didn't know you could rent goats. Who would need to rent a goat, anyway."

Tyler sighs, but smiles fondly, "We gotta return him." he shakes his head.

Josh's eyes bulge out of his head, "No!" he protests, "Stevie is here to stay, ain't that right, Stevie?"

The goat bleats.

"See," Josh protests, "he likes it here," he says, petting the goat.

"Whatever. You should go to my dads, get my stuff. He's at work. I'd help but I'm weak." Tyler fakes a cough.

Josh kisses the goats head, smiling at Tyler, "Okay, I'll head on over. Watch Stevie, stay safe, love you. Bye!"

"Love you too." Tyler kisses his cheek, listening as Josh's footsteps get fainter and fainter, before the door slams shut.

Tyler smirks, pulling out his phone and opening craigslist, opening the first ad that matched what he was looking for.

wanted: male goat
i am looking for a male goat, preferably an adult, but will take a kid. we have a farm with several other goats, and it will be properly cared for. columbus, ohio area.

Tyler grins, dialling the number at the bottom of the ad, he patiently waits for an answer.

"Hello?" a stiff voice asks.

"Hi, my name is Tyler, and I saw your ad, I have a goat if you still are interested in one?"

"Yeah, yeah. I am. What's he cost?"

"Hm, let's say fifty bucks if you pick him up tonight?"

He heard some moving around before he got an answer, "Text me an address, I'll be there soon."

They hang up, Tyler texting to meet him across the street, and he grinning evilly, "Bye, bye, Stevie." he mawks, sticking his tongue out at the goat.

The goat just bleats.

- ̗̀ ★

"Honey's, I'm home!" Josh calls dragging in bags of stuff.

"Hey." Tyler greets, helping with some bags.

"So, I have some furniture in the car, but we can get that later. Where's Stevie? I have some treats." Josh looks around excitedly for the goat.

"Actually, a nice farmer by the name of Ben came to pick him up. Send him to a farm." Tyler nervously smiles.

Josh dropped his arms, his smile vanishing, "You killed my goat? You turned my goat into dinner?" he asks, unable to believe it.

"No!" Tyler reassures, "no, I don't even think they make food out of goat. But he went to mate, silly. He'll be happier."

"Fucking, goat killer. Tyler Goat Killer Dahmer."

"Josh! I'm sorry. We don't even have room for a goat!"

Josh ignores him, silent treatment Tyler thinks, how childish.

Josh plops on the couch, occupying himself on his phone.

"Forgive me?" Tyler begs, kissing Josh's neck from behind.

With the lack of reaction, Tyler starts to suck hickeys into Josh's neck, before Josh abruptly says,

"Curry goat, goat roti, goat meat pepper soup, and much more in other languages I can't read," he concludes, turning to face Tyler.

"What?" Tyler asks.

"Food that's made with goat, you said you didn't think there was any."

Tyler flicks him on the forehead.

- ̗̀ ★

next chapter is tyler's birthday, prepare yourselves (c;