Delinquent (Joshler) [✓]

v • Sex Facts With Josh

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It's once again, a Saturday, but this time it's Tyler's day off. Tyler has mixed emotions about that. He's happy because, well, who isn't happy about days off? (SpongeBob) But he's also kind of upset that he is missing one of his only chances to see Josh. He isn't even sure if Josh is gonna be there, but still.

Tyler decides to go on a walk, he slips on some Vans and a hoodie and is out the door.

He decides to just go to the library, seeing as it's not that far, but it doesn't open until 12:30 so Tyler just sits on the bench and uses their WiFi.

It's about 12:10 when he gets a call from his dad, confused as to why his dad was calling during work hours when he is usually just work, work, work but he answers nonetheless.

"Hello?"

"Tyler! Get down to the alley, right now!"

Tyler is about to ask why, but his dad already hung up. So, shrugging, Tyler starts his walk to the bowling alley.

He makes it there around 12:30 and walks in to see his dad, looking fairly pissed, and Josh, looking smug and laughing, he clearly just told a joke and Tyler's dad isn't impressed.

"Tyler!" They both yell at the same time, his dad, relieved, while Josh is just happy to see his friend.

"What's going on?" Tyler asks, very confused.

"I'll tell you exactly what's going on: This delinquent snuck in, and was doing vulgar things with our freshly polished bowling balls! He said you would know why, but I doubt you even interact with his people,"

Tyler's soft expression turns into the slightest bit of a grimace, "What do you mean 'his people'? He's human,"

His father scoffs, "Look at him, tattoo sleeve, gauges, dyed hair, he's practically screaming "hide your children, call the cops!" It's ridiculous,"

Josh's smile is now completely gone, and his aura once full of life is now dull, and glum.

Tyler starts to get super defensive, he really doesn't like seeing Josh sad, it was as if somebody carved a hole in his chest and lit his heart on fire.

"His appearance has nothing to do with his behaviour. You can't just judge people like that, he's one of the sweetest, most kind people I've ever met. Now let go of his arm before it seeps through your fingers like putty,"

"But-"

"Let. Him. Go."

Reluctantly, Tyler's dad releases Josh, and Josh practically dives into Tyler's arms. They both say nothing as Tyler guides them outside, to sit on a bench. Josh switches his position from hugging to just resting his head on Tyler's shoulder.

After about five minutes of silence, Josh speaks up, "Thank you." He whispers, barely audible.

"You don't have to thank me,"

"I really do. You know, now would be a perfect time to propose,"

Tyler smirks slightly, "Would it now?"

Josh stands, and gets down on one knee in front of Tyler, "Yes it would,"

He pulls out a blue raspberry flavoured ring pop and takes it out of the package. He takes a deep breath before saying, "Did you know the average speed of ejaculation is 28 miles per hour?" And pops the ring pop in his mouth.

Tyler starts laughing, and oh. Josh just loves his laugh.

Once Tyler calms a bit, Josh sticks the ring pop in Tyler's mouth, Tyler gasps but makes no move to remove it.

Tyler takes it out of his mouth, handing it back to Josh who sticks it right back into his own.

"So, what vulgar activities were you doing while I was gone?"

The ring pop goes back to Tyler.

"Well, I took some of the children's balls and stuck them in my shirt to look like breasts-- the big ones didn't fit. I expected you to walk in but when it was an old man one of the balls fell out and onto my foot, I screamed "Holy mother of fucking God, that was a gift from Satan himself, oh my. Fuck. Me. Up!", he didn't appreciate that,"

While Tyler laughs, the ring pop falls out of his mouth and onto the ground, both boys groan at the loss of their sugary candy.

"Way to go, BabyBoy. I paid a dollar for that!"

Tyler just shrugs, "You'll forgive me."

Josh sighs and mumbles, "Yeah, I will."

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