Don't you hate it when you parents ask you to do something but they could easily do it them selves.
Parent: "Please throw this away."
I look up at them from my book and reluctantly do it.
Me thinking: (They were just standing next to the garbage can, can't they do it?)
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RandomControl your self and do not laugh until you can't breath. Your life is in your hands. I take no responsibility if you die laughing. I will try not to offend anybody. If you are offended I am truly sorry. Credit to whoever made these jokes. Most a...
