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siete

~dan dodie pm~

danisnotahetero: he insisted he drove us back

dodiethebird: ofhndmdjf

danisnotahetero: i almost kissed him and ruined everything

dodiethebird: dan

danisnotahetero: ive fallen for this boy hard
danisnotahetero: and i quite literally cant get up

dodiethebird: my heart is melting

danisnotahetero: ive been with him thirty minutes irl and hes called me so many pet names
danisnotahetero: angel, darling, love, beautiful, handsome, my love, princess, im melting dodie

dodiethebird: are you calling him pet names bAck?

danisnotahetero: iVE BARELY SPOKEN ALL IVE DONE IS CRIED IN HIS SHIrT

dodiethebird: awH you're so precious

danisnotahetero: he told me that too

~in real life~

"making me blush all day isn't going to be productive at all, phil," dan comments after phil calls him babe. his face is bright red.

"sadly, i can't stop. you look too adorable," phil pauses to focus on the road, "also, i love your hair like this. it's so curly."

dan doesn't know what to respond with.

~groupchat~

danisnotahetero: lets play a game off, is he flirting or is he just polite!

pjthedj: yknow we know you're talking about phil

danisnotahetero: yes pj

connielovesdodie: what is he doing

danisnotahetero: being flirty

robertsucks: hMm hoW so?

danisnotahetero: he keeps calling me cute names and complimenting me

dodiethebird: hE EVEN CALLED DAN PRINCESS

danisnotahetero: skfjskfjsjgksnxj
danisnotahetero: phil just asked why i look like a tomato
danisnotahetero: boI I WONDER WHY

pjthedj: i feel like he'll be pleasantly surprised when he can see these texts

dodiethebird: oh 100%

danisnotahetero: he likes my curls
danisnotahetero: im gonna choke him i swear

dodiethebird: awh your cuRLS ARE ADORABLE

danisnotahetero: i wish
danisnotahetero: i look like a mop

phil.lester: my mop
phil.lester: my beautiful mop

~in real life~

"just because we're at a red light, doesn't mean you can use your phone," dan teases, face becoming bright red. beautiful.

"oh, shut up," phil rolls his eyes, immediately refocusing them as they pull into dodie's parking spot.

"make me, you nerd."

and he did.

~groupchat~

danisnotahetero: did phil just

phil.lester: did i just?

danisnotahetero: your lips were on mine

phil.lester: you told me to make you shut up
phil.lester: so i did

dodiethebird: why are you guys texting about this what

danisnotahetero: i cant speak
danisnotahetero: im too flustered