danisnotahetero: ugh i hate being so gay without single gays in the area
danisnotahetero: theyre all straight or taken
danisnotahetero: maybe i should have a one night stand lmaododiethebird: if you do ill scold you if you bring them to our apartment
danisnotahetero: blah blah
danisnotahetero: i wont
danisnotahetero: im officially signing up for tinderpjthedj: woah dude, be safe
pjthedj: bring a condom and lube if you need todanisnotahetero: no shit sherlock
phil.lester: idk maybe a one night stand isnt a good idea bc
phil.lester: stds n shitdanisnotahetero: ugh you're right i just want cuddles
phil.lester: i mean,,,
danisnotahetero: you want to cuddle with me?
pjthedj: hNNGG
phil.lester: yEs im a very affectionate friend
pjthedj: HNNNNNNG
crabbysticks: friEND? fuckthis shit
phil.lester: i have a boyfrienddddd
danisnotahetero: whos a piece of shit
danisnotahetero: i mean whatphil.lester: mmmmm you're not wrong
phil.lester: but sadly i cannot get out bc i live with himdanisnotahetero: ill beat his ass for u
phil.lester: dan you're amazing but he'll beat your balls
danisnotahetero: oh
dodiethebird: why was that the most amazing thing ive read
dodiethebird: also dan tf why didnt you invite phil to stay with us until he could find an apartment n shit
dodiethebird: we literally have an extra room??!!phil.lester: dodie youre lovely and thank you for even mentioning an offer but i dont need to move out or break up with him
phil.lester: seriouslydanisnotahetero: okay but like promise me this
phil.lester: yeah?
danisnotahetero: if it gets to the point of where youre getting physically hurt, whether its from not eating or him
danisnotahetero: run over to our place immediatelyphil.lester: deal
dodiethebird: glad we go that covered
dodiethebird: you two gon fuck now?
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jackaboy: ummm so mark and i are dating ..???
robertsucks: GOD BLESS FINALLY I LOVE GOD
markimoo: ummm im so happy..?????
danisnotahetero: hOW DID THIS HAPPEN
danisnotahetero: spiLL YU FUCKSphil.lester: ^
dodiethebird: ^^
connielovesdodie: ^^^
pjthedj: ^^^^

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