Okay guys, I've figured since I don't usually tell people any information about myself I might as well start now:
Fact 1: Alright, I am a 40 year old man named Samantha and I stalk children for a living, alongside one of my Bestfriends, sammy the child molester. Shotgun_Langdon
Fact 2: I own a very sketchy white van with the number plate: Bob.450
Fact 3: I have a constipated dribbling cat that Tyler Joseph gave CPR to on the: 32 of the 14, 2000andNobody givesacrap.
Fact 4: I have a shirt that says: 'Free candy'
Fact 5: I have 5 chins
Fact 6: I'm low-key Mexican and crossed the border when I was 25.
Fact 7: I have a pet named Steve.
Fact 8: I like rusty spoons..
Fact 9: I like to crash old peoples bingo games like this: B7? B7? You sunk my battleship.
Fact 10: I currently have 69 people locked up in my basement.
Fact 11: At a Tøp concert, I dribbled my way to the moshpit.
Fact 12: I can speak French: "Gracias."
Fact 14: I skipped fact number 13
Fact 15: I have no friends.
Fact 16: The only rock you'll find me under is Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Scuse me little boy.
Fact 17: I know all the words to The Best song ever by one direction...
Here I go...!
Ahem..
Wait
For
It
Any second now...
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME, THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED..
(Epic troll face)
Fact 18: I have no social life.
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Fact 19: Below is a picture of me. (Don't judge me pls. I went all natural for this.)
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(Ugh so embarrassing DX)
Fact 20: Lol okay all this was just a joke (You probably already can tell) except for a few of the facts.. I hoped u like it, I really enjoyed doing this :)
The end. *Josh Dun Appears* *Does Bdum tst on his drums.*
