Once Upon a time there was a MikeHale Cliffaton driving in a white van, in this white van he has kidnapped many kittens, but nobody knows cause white vans aren't suspicious at all.
Suddenly he had to go on a field trip at school, he hated school so he mostly threw spit balls at the annoying teachers but they don't mind cause they don't even know they are be attacked by spit balls since MikeHale is a ninja.
Calmin-min coughed cause he had asthma and died, but he's okay cause he was wearing a beanie.
Ashtan saw a person outside, that person tripped over and didn't get back up. Even fancy goggles couldn't save that guy.
Lukus ate his gluestick then ate a cheese, but nobody cared because Lukus sells cheese on eBay for $2 and people always think that $2 cheeses are secretly onions.
~Later~
The people get on the magic school bus to go to the 'suicide forest' but nobody minded cause it wasn't a creepy name for a forest at all.
The school teacher blew a whistle and Ashtan got annoyed and threw the whistle out the window, causing the teacher to have a seizure.
When they arrived at suicide forest, Lukus fell out of the bus and face-planted :p into a bush that was randomly hanging around and he came face-to face with a skeleton.
Lukus pfft and flew toward his friends who were talking about going to explore.
"Hey I found a Skelton in that bush over there."
"Cool."
MikeHale said and wiped a booger on Lukus.
Calmin-min sniffed the booger on Lukus and narrowed his eyes, disappearing into the shadows.
Ashtan saw someone fall in a hole... but then the person came back out with a camel and rode it majestically into the horizon.
Lukus screamed as he saw a person hanging from a tree, blood pouring from its eye sockets and mouth.
In this persons hand was... A pickle.
Lukus tried to scream again and realised blood was pouring out of his mouth.
The three boys were too busy figuring out the pickles purpose in life to realise.
Lukus saw the banana he ate earlier slide out of his mouth and he frowned, picking it back up and eating it again.
Suddenly, Lukus was hanging from a tree and died.
Calmin-min was saying an Asian prayer over Lukus's body than 'accidentally' swallowed his puffer, he choked and died.
MikeHale saw Ashtan with a chainsaw and didn't question his motives, moving on toward a tree that looked too small to be in a forest.
MikeHale looked at the tree and saw a carving of him and his friends all hanging from a tree somewhere.
He made a donkey noise and looked at Ashtan who was suddenly behind him with the chainsaw running, laughing crazily.
"God! so over-dramatic." MikeHale complains before being chainsawed into pieces.
Ashtan looked at the Chainsaw and smirked, cutting off his limbs before dying as well.
Let's just say.. The carving in the tree became a reality. :)
