"Hey calmin-min whatcha cookin mah Asian frien?" Lukus Hemmington asked as he looked over the Asian persons shoulder.
"Your pet dog." Calmin-answered blankly, keepin up his Asian facade.
Lukus was oblivious and laughed at his friends hilariousness. "Lol."."And what's in the toaster?"
"Mikehales kitteh." Lukus laughed again until he looked in the toaster and died of shock.
He was in shock because calmin-min forgot to defrost the kitten before putting it in the toaster now the toaster smells like ice and ice smells funny.
Calmin-min was done with Lukus always dying and shoved him in the oven, cooking him too.
"Calmin-min and his beautiful apron cooked wonderful meals and served it on the dining table for Ashtan and Mikehale.
Ashtan and Mikehale sat down and calmin-min gave them bibs incase they dribble.
They ate the cat, dog and Lukus obliviously. "That was so good! What's your secret?" Ashtan asked as Mikehale burped.
Calmin-min smiled creepily before replying. "600 degrees ovens..... And love."
Ashtan and Mikehale was satisfied with their friends answer and skipped home, both getting hit by a bus and dieing coz they weren't wearing beanies.
Calmin-min cooked them too :)
The end.
