One motning Winding and Gofres were in Murd's room painting the walls in a vadalizing manner
"He's gonna b so mad lol." exclmained Windig as she painted random obscure imagery
"Why must u do this to Murfd-senpai???!?!?!?!?!?" cried Gofres in despair.
"This was ur ideeae u lidle b00b. Besides, isn't it fun to jits tato0o morfs walles?" retorted Wind
"I can't do this to murdo0!!!!" cried Gaufres as he ran away sobbing, then coming back 5 mins later with chetto0s.
"Fine, suit urself." scoffed Wings as she continued to paint da memes and pictures of dead birds
Meanwhile sHTU SHTU was a-lookin for Murdiddle when Gofretler sprinted by screaming bc he ate sum hot cheet0s
"Wafladles ur doin me a frighten." Shtuei thought to himself as he continued his quest fo glory
Shlurp finally located Murdonger in the BOWELS of the building
"O hey there broski." Murdiddle grunted
"Hey Murf wha da friggedy frack sinck sack u doin?????3??" he asked
"O nuthin just havin da HOT sexy tems w ur dad lmao." Murdingdong replied
"O ok." ChickenStuey said casually, with his tedII hanging down.
"Plz help me." Mr. Bear sobbed silently
"Lol no." said the author as she appeared and then disintegrated
At that Stuey decided to go find 2dicks instead as Murf was just reminiscing on le sex
Soupstu found 2dinkle in his r00m playign POKEMON GO
"Hey DADDY wassup?!?!?!" Shtu shtu inquired
"O nuthin just catchin this pekachu" 2 dinkle replied
"GUYS OMG WE RAN OUT OF BREAD!!!1!!11!!" screeched Ken Dill pickle as he burst thru 2D's door
"O shih niggles!" gasped Damon Albatm as he overheard from his house 2000 miles and 54.235 ft away.
"We must go and hunt away our problems in a pioneer manner" exclaimed Kendl
"K" everyone replied
And so Kendilzshit, Demon-chan, 2shizzle + Chickensoup went to the store to get their pioneer food.
"Okay so we need da egs n the butter n the milk n the cheese n le bred" listed Kendog
"Alrighty then." exclaimed Dameno.
After the four had bought all o' their food Kendude led them 2 da forest
"Iss time to go huntiN!" he SHOUTED dramatically
"YEAH BOIII!!!!!!!" Demon-kun Albany screamed.
Alas, he was too loud which caused ChickpeaStu to cry
"Oh goodness me." Sir Albread gasped
"Shh, donut cri my cinnamon roll." soothed Two dees as he patted Shtu shtu's head. Shtu soup felt better and ceased his crying
"HURRAH!" exclaimed Kenderp, brandishing a rifle. "Now let us hunt the deer!"
Suddenly everyone wore pioneer clothes and had their own rly lame guns (except Stuey bc its illegal)
"I don't see any deer." said Soups
"HARK! ONE OVER YONDER!!!" screeched Kendoop
BOOM
Sadly, the deer escaped. Devastated, they all returned home, where Windings and Gophers had painted the house hot pink
