Russel's Muscles

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Russel opns a gymm er som fingleyfricken bussiness or ya know I dont kno.

But no, he jst started a farm in the abckyard.

"W E MUST PLNT THE QUINOA!" screamed Wendyyuuooo from her hospitale bed 30 mills and 20.666 ft away

"NOBODY LIKES QUINOA U b00B." said n00dlee

"Why is Winding in the Hospital?????" inquired Demeanor.

"BC SHE DIDN"t BELIEVE IN J E S U S" defended Shawndeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"We r al there u nob, we are radioactive!" said βάφλες

"Why is ur name in gr33k??" asked Murdingf

"WHY NOT, YEW CrAACKER AS$$!" screeched Rusle

THen Murder Dog was sad

"Don'T B s@d M u r d!!!1!!" comforted 2oods

"S H UT UP YOU LITTLE-" Murdoc was interuppted by Russel punching his n0se

"STOP FIGHTING!" wailed Winding and she threw and eel at them and they stopped

Meanwhile 2 dic k was crying bc Murdiddle hurt his feelins

"Oh not again." sighed Nude

Murdingle sighed a s well and went to comfrot his boyfrend i guess

"Stop crying plz it's making us uncomfrtable." he reasoned

2 dee sniffled. "k"

"Thx" said Kendall from his comatose state

"OM MY GOD ITS DA WALKIN DED" wafflessses wailed, and then went comatose also, partially because he feinted and partially because wanda punched him.

"Who the hell is Wanda?" Asked the narrator, finally over her embarrassment.

"Wand ismy other fukkorduu co worker piece of shot" murdoc said, before also being punched by wanda.

"OH NO ONE CARES, ALL WE LIKE IS GREY S ANATOMNY!!" defended Windy

"tAht's inaccurate 2 science." Nudle siad matter-of-factly

Then Linda came in, knocked them all out and started random surgery.

'Linda seriously what the fuck' thought Demon unconsciously.

"Why does Damon have gud grammar + spelling and we don't??" Winding asked also unconciouss.

"Bc we're NOT WORTHY" screamed Ken dill pickle

"HAH GOT EE" added Oplatky

"0 platky??" questioned Wind

"DON T B E RACOST!!!1!!1!!" Waffen replied.

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