My BBS AU's

Lil Raccon | UA

Keeping this one up. x

UA: Jonathan is called nicknames instead of just regular Delirious.

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Jonathan has had a lot nicknames throughout his life and has never put thought into them. They never bothered him at all. The people who gave him the most nicknames were his sister Gemma and Luke. Those two gave him the most wack ass nicknames and tried to see if they could get him to break.

Because there was a point where Jonathan would get really flustered at every name he was called.

He doesn't do that embarrassing shit anymore.

"Hey Honeybunny! Did you get the mail?" Luke popped his head into the room Jonathan was in, editing a recent Let's Play he did. The man didn't even look up. "No, get it yourself, bitch."

"Alright, Sweetshine. I'll do it myself." The bearded man walked out and left just after Jonathan's lips twitched. Luke was getting mighty close to making his friend crack.

Jon's computer chimed with a skype call invitation and the brunet groaned. He didn't feel like playing with the guys that much recently. Maybe it had to do with the fact he developed a small crush on one of them.

Maybe. Maybe not.

After the ringing stopped, Jonathan thought he could go back to editing in peace when he received another call. Those stubborn bastards.

Jon set his laptop aside and sat down in his chair at his desk. After checking everything, he finally accepted the call on the last ring.

"What, bitches? I'm editing."

"Jeez, what crawled yo ass?" Wildcat answered. Jonathan smiled at the laughter that echoed. All fun and games.

"Play with us, Deli!"

"Yeah, don't be a bitch, Delirious."

"Come on innnnnnnnnn."

Jon's smile grew wider and he entered the gmod prop hunt game, listening to his friends  laughing.

"Tyler, that fucking meme is old."

"Mini, you know memes never die."

"Except for Harambe." Jon stated and got angry statements from Marcel, Brian, Brock and Mini, while the rest laughed.

"Fucking prick."

"How dare he insult our lord and savior, Harambe!"

"You take that back, Delirious!"

Jon only smirked and watched the hunters kill props.

Le Allie time skip

"Delirious~" Vanoss called out. Jon was the last hider, and Evan was the last hunter. Everyone had already gotten enough footage and settled on playing for fun.

"What, bitch?"

"Where are you~? Where are you, lil raccon?"

Jonathan nearly choked on his saliva and he swore his heart skipped a beat in his chest. Did his not-crush just say-

"What the fuck did you call me?"

"Lil raccon. I'm looking for a lil raccon."

"Is this lil raccoon yers?" Nogla asked. Chuckles were heard in the call. But Jonathan was still frozen in his seat.

"Yes, actually. He's my lil raccoon and I'm looking for him. He escaped from home."

"Are ye gonna punish him when ye find him?" Brian asked. They were talking as if Jon wasn't there.

"Oh yeah," Evan answered. "I'm definitely going to punish him when I find him."

"Sh-shut up!" Jon shouted into his mic causing everyone in the call to laugh. Jon's face was beet red and the thought of Evan punishing him-

NO! Jon thought. Bad Jon. He has a girlfriend. He's straight. Stop it.

"That sounds gay as shit, Evan." Tyler laughed.  Marcel snickered. "Well, you're gay for Mini so like you're the one to talk."

"Well, it's not a lie."

"Ya. I love my lil piggy!"

Laughing came through once again but with more force at Craig's statement. But Jonathan had weaseled out of the chair and onto the floor, still flustered.

"Lil piggy?! What the fuck, dude?? How'd we get from lil raccoon to lil piggy?!"

"H2OVanoss and Minicat fer the win, boys!"

Jonathan groaned on the floor. He heard Nogla's statement. Luke popped his head in the room and looked around for his friend.

"Hey Jon, do you want piz- oh hello." The bearded man looked down and saw the flustered man. Someone had did it. And Luke missed it.

"Luke! Quick! Tell me where Jonathan is hiding. Sell out your friend."

"Don't you dare. I will bitch at you for weeks on end."

Luke only smirked and decided to use it while Jon was vulnerable.

"Nah, not gonna sell out my Jonnydoll while he's flustered at some bomb ass nickname I missed."

"YOU FUCKING DICK!"

As Jon chased Luke out of the room he heard his friend's laughter but one stood out to him.

Jon didn't mind being called lil raccoon by Evan, even if they don't ever get together and it's all the affection he'll get.

Yeah, nicknames didn't seem so bad.