My BBS AU's

Valentine's Special

Valentine's Special #1

Happy Valentines! :3 Ignore mistakes, pov changes because I am tired. x

"Hey, Evan."

"What?"

"I bet you want the D, don't you?"

Evan's laugh sounds through the call, along with the confused comments directed towards Nogla. I laugh a bit myself at the weird question.

"What? I want a dick??"

"No, not what I meant. Try again."

Lui laughs. "He's hinting at who he is."

"How is me wanting a d hinting at who he is??"

If you haven't guessed already, we're playing Gmod Guess Who. Me, Lui, Nogla, Craig, Brock and Bryce are on one team. Ohm, Brian, Tyler, Marcel, Scotty and Evan are on the other. Equal six and equal chaos.

"If you think really hard then you'll figure out who I am. Think really hard. Really, really hard."

"Oh my god, Nogla. Stop." Craig says through small fits of laughter. Half of the call is also laughing at the dick joke but I stay silent, focusing on looking natural with Tyler and Brian in the same room as me.

I haven't really been up to laughing or being goofy either.

I don't know. Just been sorta depressed recently.

Evan lets out a tsk. "Whatever. Fuck you, I'm finding Delirious then I'll come back to you."

"Well then, this'll take a while!"

"Oh hey, Delirious!! What ya doin peekin' over here!?"

I nearly open my mouth to speak but see on the feed that Nogla has been killed along with hearing laughter. Just keep your mouth shut, Jonathan. Nobody cares.

"Where was he??"

"He was Delirious over here sliding on his ass." Tyler says as he jumps around, back into the room I'm in.

"H2O Delirious wannabe. Sit the fuck down. Now where's the real Delirious?" Ohm snickers.

"Well, there goes Nogla and his ship." Brock comments. I walk beside a Woody NPC and then sit, not turning to look at all. Not when there's five fucking hunters on my ass. Scotty had died because Craig had killed him with sudoku. Then Marcel dramatically bitched at Craig because he killed his boyfriend. And Tyler bitched at Marcel for bitching at his boyfriend.

Talk about drama but hey, that's us for you.

Last one standing with less than one minute to go.

My nerves are jittery.

"Delirious, give us a hint!" Brian whines into his mic. "We've got forty seconds. Cmon, don't be a Vanoss's bitch."

"Well, he's being quiet- wait what!? Repeat that, Terroriser." Bryce falls into laughter, followed by the rest of the call. I chuckle a little but don't say anything.

"We all know Delirious is Evan's bitch." Brian states. Tons of protests and agreements come in through my headphones that make me smile but I've been sitting for way too long now so I rush to make the person stand up. Vanoss's Night Owl.

"I agree, irish brother!"

"I ship it! All aboard the H2OVanoss train, who's with me?!"

"Mini, no! Uh, hello?? Did you guys forget we're still in the call??" Vanoss basically shouts and starts hitting random NPCs with his crowbar.