Never Make a deal with an Evil Cat (Hanamiya x Reader)

『Chpater 3』〇 I'm a WHAT?!

Mibuchi P.O.V

We pushed the door open as the door ball rang. Hanji-san and from her desk and saw our adorable Neko faces. She smiled as she came to us with some burgers from Maji's. Hanji-san is a very kind and nice woman in her seventies. She's something called a "Neko guardian," a person that has the power of the "Neko book" and can turn anyone into a Neko. Of course, her granddaughter, (Name) doesn't know that she is.

"There you guys are! Here you go." She split the burger for the both of us as we ate. Oh, thank goodness! No more nasty cat food. Although, Maji isn't my type either, at least it's something that's not nasty. We saw everyone else as they were eating in their cat form. Argh! everyone has a lesson to be learned, otherwise we wouldn't even be in this mess.
"So, Hanji-san, how is Hanamiya-kun?" I asked. "Oh, he has been very quiet lately. I bet he's planning on how to get out of here." She guessed, "he has been eating which has been good." She pointed to a little house that looked like it was made for dolls, it was actually made for cats. I especially like sleeping on the little bed in the upstairs bedroom. At least the furniture is small enough for a cat to sleep on.

"Oh, no. I meant over there." She pointed again to the cardboard box that was covered in fabric like curtains. They were closed.

Takao P.O.V

When we were finished eating, we walked over there to see Hanamiya. "Has he came out of there?" I asked.

"Not really. He comes out for food, but that's about it." A cat with green fur answered. His paws were wrapped up in bandages and was wearing glasses with a bell around his neck.......SHIN-CHAN?!

"No way! Shin-chan, you too?!" I asked him. As always he sighs and says, "perfect, you're hear. So this is where you've been?" I nodded my head as I was excited to see my carrot again, just a Neko.

Shintaro Midorima was a player of the basketball team of the same school just like me. It's just that I was the point guard and he was the shooting guard. The cool thing about it is that he can shoot these crazy three-pointers anywhere!! And he never misses. I say it that talent built in him, he says it's the lucky items he carries around each day.

"Anyway, you know Hanamiya?" Mibuchi asked. "Sort of. I only know him from a basketball game when he didn't show up. We talk from here to there, kind of." The Carrot Neko explained,"he talks to me often than everyone else."

"Aww, Shin-chan has a friend. How cute?" I purred.

"Shut up! I'm trying to sleep! Who's there?" Hanamiya opened his eyes and crawled out of the cardboard box, through the curtain, to find us. His was a black cat that had a bow with teal, white and black ribbons around his neck. He had golden eyes, pointy ears, strokes of teal on a few strands of his furry on his face.

"Good Morning, Hanamiya-kun! I see you've gotten use to it around here!" Mibuchi greeted. The sleepy cat stretched out his legs and tried to get himself to open his eyes more. Then, his eyes widened when he saw us and recognize our voices.

"Yeah no shi....Wait a minute. Reo? Reo Mibuchi?" He guessed. He only knows his name since the both of them are apart of the Five Uncrownded Kings, a basketball group that is a step lower then Generation of Miracles.

"Yep. Surprise, huh? So, how are you liking it here?" The sassy cat asked.

"I hate it! I want to go home with (Name). Now if you would get out of my way!" Hanamiya tried to make his way to the door, but the door was too heavy for him to push by himself, "what the fuck! Get me out of here!"

"You broke up with (Name)-chan, remember? She was really heart broken. She loved you very much.

Hanamiya P.O.V

Oh, yeah. I did break up,with her, did I? It's already bad enough that I got turned into this...this Neko, now I don't have anywhere to go. (Name)? Oh please, like she would still miss me after three weeks. Although, she wasn't that stupid to begin with. I mean, it's not like I wanted to break up with her or....ARGH! No! I won't say it! I just won't!

"Do you miss her?" Mibuchi asked me. Do I miss her? What kind of stupid question is that? I had to think of an answer that was anything but yes.

"Well, it was better when she would give me attention." I listed as I went back to my cardboard throne of hell, "and love....and obedience....and loyalty......and trust...and---" "You blew it. You threw it all away like it wasn't crap!" The other black one stated, "was it true what Hanji said about your situation. On why you had done what you did?"

Like I would tell him. It's none of his business. And besides, why would I tell him. Doesn't he have some dogs to tease and some nice to chase. I didn't reply. I just lied back down on my soft pillow in the box and rested for a while. Then, Mibuchi came in and sat next to me like he's innocent. Why is he even here?!

"You can have her back. It's just that you have limitations that you have no choice but to go by." Mibuchi sighed. I rolled my eyes. As if. I flipped over to the opposite side of him. "Like what?" I replied.

"Well, she will not understand you. You will only make cat noises in her ears. The only people that can understand you is other Nekos." Mibuchi explained, "the reason you're in this form is because when someone's name is written in the Neko Book, they will turn into Nekos and the only way to break the spell is if you learned what you will apply.

I'm about to fall asleep. This is like some stupid children stories. Tell me something that won't bore me death. "However, Hanaji-san will give her a board game that (Name)-chan has to play, in order to understand what you are saying for the rest of the trip. Yeah, what else is on the menu?

Mibuchi P.O.V

I let out a sigh once I see that he's still not interested and not paying attention. I guess I have to bring out the secret weapon. One that Makoto certainly cannot refuse. After seeing these two lovebirds together, I know how to get this Tsundere to talk.

"You know about that she has a big amount of chocolate bars in her cabinet?" I asked.

"Yeah? What about it?"

"Well, she also has a secret stash somewhere, where she puts all of her good treats in They're in her secret stash that you didn't know about. And I can't tell where it is." I sang. He ears went up after I said the magic words. "Good treats?" He said, "secret stash?"

"Oh yeah. And if you be good to her she might lead her to it. And besides she gives out the best massages in the world. Now that you're a cat, it's even more enjoyable." I added, "she'll even let you have a bath with her." Okay, I'll admit. I lied at the last part. I can't get my fur wet again, it takes too much time for it to dry.

"Massage? Bath with her? She never does that with me and surely never told me anything about a secret stash." He mumbled, "are you saying that she does that with you, but not with me?" "Well, I wouldn't say it like that, but she does it with us." I gulped, "but the last part she didn't do, but it might be a possibility only for you."

"Taking a bath with her? She never does that with me." His voice had gotten lower. Oh great. "But, now she can. Just that she can't understand what you are saying." I tried to explain, "since today's her birthday, you will be her gift." Makoto straighten himself up and looked at me, "really? So, I'm kinda back into her life?" I nodded my head.

"But, you have to act like a cat than a human got it?" I asked. Now he's giving me an ugly look, "how?"

"We will teach you, if you would like to help us?" I offered.