Takao P.O.V
"Alright, Hanamiya. First things first, when (Name) brings you in, the first thing you'll do is adapt to your surroundings!" I told him, "wander around a bit, remember where rooms are and also.....ACT CUTE!" The cat with the teal bow stared at me like I'm stupid as I was teaching him how to be a Neko.
"I know where the rooms are, idiot. I've been to her place." He rolled his eyes as he pushed away the bowl of cat food I placed in front of him, "what the hell is this anyway?"
"We have to teach you how to eat like a cat in order to be a cat." Mibuchi explained, "and then teach you basic cat 101. So first will be eating like a cat."
"But I'm not a ca-"
"That is (Name)-chan's speciality. Instead of that nasty store cat food, she makes gourmet cat food!" I cheered, "fresh from the kitchen. Well, no, this was made last night actually. I just had to microwave it, but it tastes like it's fresh!" I pushed the bowl back to him. He only takes one look at it and is already dissing it. Okay, now he looks very pissed.
"What's wrong, Hanamiya?" Mibuchi asked, "it has chicken, fish, a few carrots in there for color and a delicious gravy for taste." Now he looks even more pissed. Then again, while she cooked us dinner, he always gave us ugly looks and gets jealous. I had no idea he was that mad.
"Tch. She cooks you meals and I have to make myself a sandwich. Doesn't anyone see why I'm mad at her for this?" He sighed, "alright, let's see." He bends over and eats a bit of the food. I was about to ask him if he likes it, but it didn't take him long to finish ed the bowl. So that must mean he really likes it! It wasn't a big bowl anyway.
"Okay, now what?" He asks. Okay next lesson! "Okay, this is what cats always do." I pushed the bowl out of the way, "first, you stretch! Legs, neck, get someone blood flowing." I instructed. He did all of the poses that I did and had no complaints. Okay, now this is the best part!
"Okay, so just like what every cat does, it to do a perfect "meow" or "nya." I said, "that is the cute factor of being a Neko."
"N-Nya?" Hanamiya tilted his head.
"No. No. Nya!" I tired again for Hanamiya. Mibuchi rolled his eyes.
"Nnnyyyyaaaa?"
"No. No. No. It's more like.....NNNYYAAAAA. Just go from high to higher as you go on."
"Grrrr."
"If you're trying to pur? That sounds like a grumble or growl."
"Why am I doing this again?"
"Because, I just teaching you how to be a Neko? Although, I'm not sure if it will even matter."
"Neko, cat, neko, cat, what's the difference?!" Hanamiya started to get irritated, "and if it doesn't matter, why am I doing this?!"
"Well to us, a Neko is a cat spirit that had taken over that human body. In other words, human souls trapped in cat bodies." Mibuchi explained, "but to regular humans we are just ordinary cats."
"Well, thank you sassy gay friend, too bad I wasn't really asking!" Hanamiya growled as he was pacing back and fourth with his four legs.
"Listen, Hanamiya. We are trying the best we could, it's you who-"
"I suggest, that you just let me alone. I'll go back to my cardboard throne of hell, and you can take you and your boyfriend over and, Oh, I don't know, be the Lady and the Tramp!" He hissed.
"Pfffffffffffft! Boyfriend!" I spit out the water I was drinking as I heard Hanamiya say what we wanted to say. Now he just started something to a whole new level. Honestly, while he does rants like this, I think that he doesn't know half of what is saying.
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Never Make a deal with an Evil Cat (Hanamiya x Reader)
Fanfiction(Name) (Last Name) is just a typical student at Kirisaki Daichi High. Good grades, good reputation, and a good life. One day, she goes to the pet shop to get herself a cat. Little did she know that the cat is not an ordinary cat.
