Saudade

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Thursday morning

YN pov

Still out here. Since 4am. Wake and bake customers are the worst. Mad early and you wanna smoke this death plant. Worst of all, Breath mad crusty but,still all up in my face. I may sell weed but I sure don't smoke it.

Customer:Hey

Me: sup

C: lemme get a bag of that "rise and shine"

Me: $20 *holds out hand*

C; *dabs*

Me: iight.

C: thanks.

Eww, breath was so HAWT. GAWD, lead him to the tic tacs.

2 hours later

I got home as quick as I can to get Ty ready for school.

Me: Ty, wake up. Honey.

Ty: 5 more minutes mom.

Sometimes she slips up and call me mom on accident.

Me: Ty, come on. Wakey WAKEY.

Ty: YN, I had a nightmare. And you weren't here.

Me: aww, I'm sorry. I'll be here next time.

Ty: promise?

Me: I'll try Ty.

Ty: no. promise me.

Me: fine, I promise... I see you actually aimed for the bucket this time.
Ty: yeah, am I ever gonna stop vomiting.
Me: of course *I hope😰* now go get ready for school, and brush your teeth, your breath smells like booty flakes.

Ty: ew.

Me: exactly.😂😷

Lately she's been throwing up at night. I think it's a stomach virus or something but it's nothing I can't handle it. I put out an outfit for her to wear and went into the kitchen to pack her lunch and make her breakfast.

?: Aye.

Me: *gasp*

?: oh calm down. It's me

Me: hello, dad

Yd: whatchu cooking?

Me: breakfast.

Yd: pass me a beer.

Me: but it's 6 in the -

Yd: did I ask for the time or did I ask for a beer?

Me: *hands him bottle*

Yd: Good.

Me: your welcome.

Yd:Charity. Hurry up. I gotta use the bathroom.

Me: Chasity .

Yd: excuse me.

Me: her name is Chasity . Your daughter's name, is Chasity .

Without a 2nd thought there was a sharp burn across my face. And I was on the floor.

Yd: Don't you. Ever. And I mean ever, try to correct me. Little girl. You hear me? ever!

Me: yes sir.

Yd: now ima go put the unicorns back in the toaster.

Drunk, what's new?😒