viktor-nikiforov: if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber
yuurikatsuki: oh boy
viktor-nikiforov: are u a banana cause i find u a-pealing
yuurikatsuki: that is so bad
viktor-nikiforov: appreciate my attempts at pickup lines
yuurikatsuki: i swear u looked these up on google
viktor-nikiforov: ...maybe...aNYWAY
viktor-nikiforov: are u from tennessee? bc ur the only ten i see ;)
yuurikatsuki: that is the most overused one there is
viktor-nikiforov: leave me be
viktor-nikiforov: if u were a booger i'd pick u first
yuurikatsuki: that is so awful no wonder ur single and need nudes
viktor-nikiforov: but u laughed didn't u? :))
yuurikatsuki: oh wow we know each other this well already
viktor-nikiforov: u are like a candy bar
viktor-nikiforov: half sweet and half nuts
yuurikatsuki: jesus christ
viktor-nikiforov: if ur heart was a prison i'd like to be sentenced for life
yuurikatsuki: im getting lowkey bdsm vibes from that
viktor-nikiforov: dont kink shame me
yuurikatsuki: oH MY GOD
yuurikatsuki: IM KINK SHAMING
viktor-nikiforov: DONT
viktor-nikiforov: aNYWAY
viktor-nikiforov: no wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in ur eyes
yuurikatsuki: mY EYES ARE BROWN
viktor-nikiforov: alright then
viktor-nikiforov: no wonder this dog shit is colorless today, all the brown is in ur eyes
yuurikatsuki: i fUCKING HATE YOU
viktor-nikiforov: HAHAH U LOVE ME
yuurikatsuki: I DON'T
yuurikatsuki: THIS IS WHY UR FUCKING SINGLE
viktor-nikiforov: NO IT'S NOT
yuurikatsuki: YES IT IS
yuurikatsuki: UR AWFUL AT THIS
viktor-nikiforov: mAYBE, MAYBE NOT BUT THIS ISN'T WHY IM SINGLE
yuurikatsuki: IT IS
viktor-nikiforov: ALENDIWNWJN
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FanfictionViktor is a college student who accidentally shamelessly flirts with a high schooler after sliding into the wrong DMs.