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viktor-nikiforov: if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber

yuurikatsuki: oh boy

viktor-nikiforov: are u a banana cause i find u a-pealing

yuurikatsuki: that is so bad

viktor-nikiforov: appreciate my attempts at pickup lines

yuurikatsuki: i swear u looked these up on google

viktor-nikiforov: ...maybe...aNYWAY

viktor-nikiforov: are u from tennessee? bc ur the only ten i see ;)

yuurikatsuki: that is the most overused one there is

viktor-nikiforov: leave me be

viktor-nikiforov: if u were a booger i'd pick u first

yuurikatsuki: that is so awful no wonder ur single and need nudes

viktor-nikiforov: but u laughed didn't u? :))

yuurikatsuki: oh wow we know each other this well already

viktor-nikiforov: u are like a candy bar

viktor-nikiforov: half sweet and half nuts

yuurikatsuki: jesus christ

viktor-nikiforov: if ur heart was a prison i'd like to be sentenced for life

yuurikatsuki: im getting lowkey bdsm vibes from that

viktor-nikiforov: dont kink shame me

yuurikatsuki: oH MY GOD

yuurikatsuki: IM KINK SHAMING

viktor-nikiforov: DONT

viktor-nikiforov: aNYWAY

viktor-nikiforov: no wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in ur eyes

yuurikatsuki: mY EYES ARE BROWN

viktor-nikiforov: alright then

viktor-nikiforov: no wonder this dog shit is colorless today, all the brown is in ur eyes

yuurikatsuki: i fUCKING HATE YOU

viktor-nikiforov: HAHAH U LOVE ME

yuurikatsuki: I DON'T

yuurikatsuki: THIS IS WHY UR FUCKING SINGLE

viktor-nikiforov: NO IT'S NOT

yuurikatsuki: YES IT IS

yuurikatsuki: UR AWFUL AT THIS

viktor-nikiforov: mAYBE, MAYBE NOT BUT THIS ISN'T WHY IM SINGLE

yuurikatsuki: IT IS

viktor-nikiforov: ALENDIWNWJN

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