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viktor-nikiforov: i have some rlly bad jokes and puns i wanna share but everyone muted me bc they dont want to hear them lol

viktor-nikiforov: so i'll share them with u 😋

yuurikatsuki: oh god pls dont

yuurikatsuki: im at school dont

viktor-nikiforov: tOO LATE

viktor-nikiforov: okay so...time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana

yuurikatsuki: that was awful

viktor-nikiforov: how do you make holy water? you boil the hell out of it

yuurikatsuki: sTOP

viktor-nikiforov: why was the guitar teacher arrested?

yuurikatsuki: nO DONT

viktor-nikiforov: for fingering a minor

yuurikatsuki: STOP

yuurikatsuki: I LAUGH AT STUPID THINGS TOO EASILY

viktor-nikiforov: then i will continue

viktor-nikiforov: why does santa have such a big sack?

viktor-nikiforov: bc he only comes once a year

yuurikatsuki: NOOO AISBEWUBES SOTP

viktor-nikiforov: the stationery store moved

yuurikatsuki: okay that one i don't get

yuurikatsuki: wAIT

yuurikatsuki: FUCK

viktor-nikiforov: HAHAHAHAHA

viktor-nikiforov: nEXT ONE

viktor-nikiforov: life without women would be a pain in the ass

yuurikatsuki: I OH MY G OF

viktor-nikiforov: what did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do? he stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

yuurikatsuki: Im dYING PLS STOP

yuurikatsuki: I m IN CLASS I'LL GET MY PHONE TAKEN AWAY

viktor-nikiforov: yoU'VE CHOSEN TO USE UR PHONE IN CLASS

viktor-nikiforov: NEXT SHITTY JOKE

yuurikatsuki: F UCK SHU T UP

viktor-nikiforov: NOPE 😝😝

viktor-nikiforov: another dirty christmassy santa joke

yuurikatsuki: nO

viktor-nikiforov: yES

viktor-nikiforov: why is santa so jolly? because he knows where all the naughty girls live

yuurikatsuki: I M LAUGHUNG SO H ARD

yuurikatsuki: MY TEA CHER IS LOOKING AT ME STOP SENDING STUPID J OKES IM GONNA GETBMY PHONE TAKEN AWAY

viktor-nikiforov: uR FAULT LMAO

viktor-nikiforov: two bars walk into a man, LSD is powerful stuff

yuurikatsuki: hE'S WALKING OVR R TO ME BC I CANT STOP LAUGHING FUCK

viktor-nikiforov: what's the best part about gardening?

viktor-nikiforov: getting down and dirty with ur hoes
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viktor-nikiforov: HAHAHAHA U GOT UR PHONE TAKEN AWAY I BET

viktor-nikiforov: IM SORRY

viktor-nikiforov: nOT RLLY THO HAHAHA

viktor-nikiforov: u should've muted me when u had the chance 🤗