Markiplier Imagines

59. Pun Battle

Requested; @janellealvarado77

"Why don't you whip out a pun?"

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"Hey (Y/N)." Mark said to you, rubbing your leg on the couch. "Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?" He asked.

"Hmm... Why couldn't he cross the road?"

"Yeah. Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road. And it's girl skeleton. You just assumed that skeleton's gender." He said.

You rolled your eyes. "I don't know. Why couldn't she cross the road?"

"Cause she didn't have any guts!"

You slapped your face and laughed. "That was so bad, Mark."

"Why don't you whip out a pun?" He asked

"What you said wasn't a pun. However... I have a skeleTON of skelePUNS." You said. (you may now make Undertale references)

"Mark, later, do you want to have some skeleFUN? I'll skeleSTUN you with my new moves!"

"PLEASE STOP (Y/N) PLEASE-"

"Hold on, let me put my hair in a skeleBUN." You said, putting your hair in a bun.

"(Y/N) STOP I GET IT PLEASE NO MORE-"

"You're scaring me Mark, I need to skeleRUN away from you..." You said, getting up and running away.

"You done?" He asked.

You came back. "Yeah, I'm done. Your turn!" You smiled.

"Hm.. Well I have to say, your whole skeleton thing was very punny..." Mark said. "How will I ever top that?"

Mark looked at his watch. "The number thirteen? Not on my watch!"

You cringed at how bad that was.

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang... But then... It came back to me."

"Mark."

"Yeah?"

"You suck."

"Aw, come on! You didn't even hear the best one!" You sighed. "What's the best one?" You asked.

"Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?"

"Why?"

Mark waited there, looking around in the silence. "Because it was TWO TIRED." Mark said, laughing hysterically.

"Mark you're losing this pun battle." You giggled. He looked into your eyes. "Who said I was trying to win?"

You looked away. "You know how I feel when you look at me like that..." You said.

"Like what?"

"I don't know how to describe it."

"I love ewe." Mark said.

"I love you too." You said. Mark shook his head. "No. I love ewe. The baby sheep." He said, laughing.

"That was rude." You said, crossing your arms.

"Aw... I'm sorry baby." He said.

"It's a fine."

"Good... Wait... What?"

"It'll be a one hundred dollar fine." You smiled.

"That was so lame, (Y/N)."

"You're lame."

You kissed his cheek.

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