martyrdom

bias comes first

I wanna fly to Korea, she said.

He rolled his eyes. Then go.

No money.

Then don't. It's simple, really.

She pouted. You're such a spoilsport.

They were silent for a while. Then she wished, I wanna meet Jin.

You already met him. At the concert I took you to, remember? Using the backstage passes I got for us.

Yeah, but I want to actually meet him and actually talk to him and stuff. Like he's a mortal just like the rest of us, though obviously, he isn't.

He laughed so loudly that she was offended. Might I ask you what is so funny?

That'll only happen when pigs fly to Korea.

That's why I said that I wanted to, not that I was going to, right? she snapped. Besides, you went to Korea last summer.

But I wasn't turned into samgyeopsal, now was I?

Nobody'd want to eat you... I wonder if Jin likes samgyeopsal.

Oh my God.

Oh my God! He should do an Eat Jin episode with samgyeopsal! I'll comment on that on the last episode.

He was silent as she typed. After a while, he asked, Do you love Jin more than you do me?

Of course. Nobody can compare to Jin.

What about your parents? And your sister?

My sister loves him, too, so nope, not her. Jin is on a par with my parents.

Me?

Third. Sister's second.

Huh. Should I be hurt?

More like honored.

Take me to Korea with you.

Sure.

And that doesn't mean I'm paying your share.

Dammit.

Another pause. Then, Third? Seriously?

Yes.

I'll make you change your mind, he murmured, making his way towards her.

She laughed. You won't.

Just you wait.

Dedicated to 170cm_. Thank you for being a freaking amazing friend and for introducing me to Eat Jin. ;)

Merry Christmas, guys!