Johnlock Oneshots

Chapter 8~ Brother Mycroft...

TYPE : FLUFF/SMUT

SHERLOCKS POV

I was turned around in the chair and was watching John make us tea. Even though we turned the heat on high, our flat was chilly with Winter winds. John felt eyes on him and he called to me "What are you staring at"? I smirked and shrugged. "Hmm well to be honest I was staring at your back. But I realized you actually have an amazing bottom on you". My smirk grew as I saw him fumble with a cup. "Oh, alright then". John coughed and continued making a cup. I nodded "Yes its very nice". I stood and quitely made way to him, him unaware the whole time. I pressed behind him "Unparalleled really..." I placed my hands on his waist and trailed down. John sighed and leaned back into me more. I spun him around so I could look at his eyes. His cheeks were pink and his pupils dialated slightly. I pulled him closer. I leaned in ever so slowly and whispered "Honestly, its criminal to have this..." My hands rested on his arse and I gripped it. John moaned as he leaned up to kiss me. I gladly excepted and closed the gap, all the while massaging/gripping his amazing arse tightly. He let out a louder moan as I picked him up and set him on the counter. My hands sneakily slid under his jumper, groping his chest as he ground against me. I pulled back for an instant and ripped his jumper off, him doing the same for me. He smiled "You know, I really love your hair". He ran his fingers through my curls and tugged, making me hum in pleasure. I closed my eyes and could feel his smirk as he leaned back in, all the while yanking my curls. I moved downwards, tugging and biting at skin trying to find the right spot. As my mouth met where the neck and shoulder connected John let out a loud moan. "Found it". I whispered huskily before working on that spot. He moved his hands to my back, pulling me closer and grinding harder. I placed my hands on his manhood and heard a delightful 'bang' of his head slamming against the cabnets. He bucked against my hand making wonderful moans all the while. "Oh god please...Sherlock". John moaned over and over as I had begun to undo his pants. Right at that very momment, the door burst open. "Sherlock"? Mycroft rounded the corner and looked at the scene before him in a knowing smirk. "My, my. And so early in the morning"? I growled as John quickly slipped his jumper back on. "H-Hello Mycroft. Do you want a-any tea"? John muttered, hopping off the counter and trying to move around me. His smirk grew "Oh that would be lovely". I glared as he went and sat on the couch. "Why are you here"? I growled and stood infront of him. He made a face of mock hurt "Why, cant I stop by and see my own brother? I was in the neighboorhood-". "You dont just stop by. I know you have more important matters to deal with like murderers and cakes". I smiled as his eyes turned mommentarily dark. John walked in with a cup of tea and went to hand it to him. I snatched the cup and pecked his cheek "Yes thank you John. Now I need to know when you installed the cameras". Johns mouth opened with a pop as he stared at Mycroft. My brother rolled his eyes "Oh you are no fun. Thats why mother loved me best". Before I could argue he waved his hand "And the cameras? Oh please Ive had them here before John moved in". Johns face was now a deep red as he turned to me then back to Mycroft. "You havent been watching everything have you"? Mycrofts sly smile returned "I dare say I have". Mycrofts eyes slightly glazed over in an uncomfterable way as he looked at me. "I didnt know you were a fan of handcuffs... it looked really uncomfterable-". I yanked him up and shoved him out of the door "You better have those cameras removed. I dont care if your the bloody 'British Government'. Get. Them. Out". I hissed and slammed the door. I balled my fists when I heard his deep chuckle emmit from the door "I will....When I have enough black-mail". I turned back to a mortified John. "Bloody hell". John whimpered and collapsed on the couch. I sighed and sat beside him. As I plan formed to mind I smiled "I know a way to make him stop". John quirked a brow "What is it then"? I quickly pounced on John and pinned him to the couch. "Lets make him so uncomfterable he cant watch us anymore. He honestly cant keep watching if we have sex so much". John gulped "That sounds like a wonderful plan". I smirked and ripped off his jumper again. As I made kisses down his chest I mummbled "However this time Im using the handcuffs...."

****2 weeks later****

I moaned as I sat up in my bed. My arse and back and everything was acheing tremendously. We had kept to our deal, and I was enjoying it. So was John, by the way he screamed. I heard knocking at the door and slowly eased myself into my robe. I walked with much difficulty to the door and opened it. Before I had registered what happened my brother shoved a bunch of tapes into my hand. "God you are a bloody animal. Keep them, I cant take it anymore". Mycroft pleaded with a pale and nauseated face. I smiled "Ah thank you. And youll have them out-". "Today. Take John out to eat if you can even walk. And my people will have it gone in an hour". His eyes glazed over and his face paled "I didnt even know people could have intercourse So. Many. Times". He shuddered and looked back at my face. "But leave in 2 hours and itll be done. Goodbye baby brother". He turned and raced out the door, uncomfterable and scarred just by looking in that room. I shut the door and heard John slowly stomp into the room. "I got the tapes John. We need to leave in an hour or so the cameras can be removed". His face brightened up as he eased into a chair "Brilliant. I dont think I can take much more". I groaned in pain as I laid back on the couch "Me either". John nodded towards the tapes "What will we do with those"? I smirked and sent him a wink. "Well kow I have something to do when your gone to work~". Johns eyes widened as we both burst into laughter. We died down and John gasped for air. "N-no seriously what will we do with them"? I stopped laughing and looked him dead in the eye. "Im not kidding. I am going to put these up for storage when your gone". I got up and went back to our room and hid them away. "Are you seriouse"? John blushed as I sat back down "Extremely. Now I cant move atall and if we are supposed to leave in an hour or 2. I need sleep. Now come and cuddle me". John rolled his eyes and plopped on the couch. "Always such a demanding twat". I smirked and pecked his cheek "I know. I love you too John". With that we snuggled into eachother and finally got some rest....

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