Can't Touch This~! (Under Editing)

Ch. 2

"So, how was your report, Dakota?" Ron asked.

"I think I did good. Max scared a couple of students though." I laughed.

"I got a little surprise for you, son." Ron said.

"What kind of..." Sam trailed off.

"Yeah, a little surprise." Ron said driving into the Porsche dealership.

"No. No, no, no, no. Dad! Oh, you got to be kidding me." Sam said excitedly. Uh, Sam, he's not getting you one, he's cheap.

"Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche." Ron laughed, poor Sammy. Told ya so. I laughed.

"You think this is funny?" Sam said clearly up set.

"Yeah, I think it's funny." Ron admitted. Sam turned to face me seeing me laugh silently.

"You knew, didn't you?" He asked, I tried pulling off a poker face and said "no" but failed when Max barked, disagreeing with what I said.

"Max! You little betrayer!" I said in a fakefull hurt.

Sam smiled at Max. "You, good boy. See? At least he's got my back." Max barked again. "What's wrong with you people?" Sam asked.

I shrugged. "Many things, Sammy. Many things."

"You think I'd really get you a Porsche for your first car?" Ron asked.

"He's got a point ya know. Your Dad's cheap." I said.

"I don't want to talk to you two for the rest of this whole thing." Sam said mad.

"Oh, come on. It's a practical joke." Ron said in defense.

"It's not a funny joke." Sam said.

"It is to me." I said shrugging as we pulled into an old car dealership.

"Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said...you said half a car, not half a piece of crap, Dad." Sam complained.

"When I was your age, I'd been happy with four wheels and an engine." Ron said, we were walking up to the owner with Max with us, what can I say? I take him everywhere I go.

"Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay? You ever see a 40-year-old virgin?"

"Sam!" I yelled in disgust and Max whines.

"Yeah." Ron replied and I gave him the 'WTF' look.

"Okay, that's what this is." Sam gestured to the car on our left. "And this is 50-year-old virgin." And gestures to the car on our right. What's with you and virgins? I mentally questioned him.

"Okay." Ron said not really getting the point.

"You want me to live that life?" Sam asked.

"No sacrifice, no victory." Ron said, I've heard that motto way too many time's.

"Yeah, no victory. You know, I got this. The old Witwicky motto, Dad." Sam said.

"Hey, you might actually find something you like here, you never know." I said trying to cheer Sammy up but he just glared at me.

"Gentleman and lady." A black man came out of the shop, Max barked like he was offended. The guy looks at him and said. "And dog...? Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs." He laughed...creepily.

"Same name as Bobby from Supernatural." I said with a smile, Bobby glared at me annoyingly :P.

"How can I help you?" Bobby asks.

"Well, my son here, looking to buy his first car." Ron explained.

"You come to see me?" Bobby asked pointing to himself.