Can't Touch This~! (Under Editing)

Ch. 6

One we arrived at the police station, one of the officers took Max somewhere out of my sight and no matter how much I fought back and begged they wouldn't let me see him. Eventually they threw Sam and I into an empty cell, they didn't even bother checking my wounds! Those dumb ass basters! Is this how they treat all their prisoners?! Oh, I hope Max is getting better treatment then we are. Sam and I basically just sat here as we waited for Sam's dad to bail us out but what creeped me out the most was this one guy with brown hair and beard was looking me up and down. Pervert. Sam noticed my discomfort and gave me his jacket cause I was still in the same tank top and shorts I wore yesterday so I basically felt exposed under that officers gaze. I silently thanked Sam, an hour later I fell asleep on Sam's shoulder.

-Time Skip brought to you by Bee the Honeybee-

"Hey, hey. Wake up." Sam nudged me with his shoulder to wake me up.

I groaned. "What?" I ask sleepily as I rubbed my eyes.

"My dad's here and they want to ask a few questions before we leave." Sam informed.

"Okay." I groggily said. Sam gently pulled me along since apparently I'm still injured. Damn you police, your just like the police in Gotham! I looked around hoping to spot Max but to my demise he wasn't anywhere in sight, I frowned.

After awhile of playing interrogation with the perverted cop, he was getting fed up. "Look, I can't be any clearer than how crystal clear I am being. It just stood up." Sam said also getting fed up.

"It just stood up." Echoed the officer. "Wow. That's really neat. And you believe him?" He asked I nodded.

"Of course dumb ass. I was there!" I exclaimed flailing my hands up. The perverted officer glared at me but I didn't care I was more worried about Max than anything else and I just wanted to go home and fix myself up.

"Okay. Chiefie. Time to fill her up. And no drippy-drippy." The officer said as he handed us napkins and a small container, I looked at him offended. Like hell I'll do drugs! "What are rolling? Whippets? Goofballs? A little wowie sauce with the boys?" What the hell? I don't even know what those are.

"No, we're not on any drugs." Sam defended.

"What's this?" Another officer tossed Mojo's pills to the creepy cop. "Found it in your pocket. Mojo. Is that what the kids are doing now? Little bit of Mojo?"

"Those are my dogs pain pills." Sam corrected.

"You know, a Chihuahua. A little..." Ron tried explained using hand signals, the cop got irritated and put a hand to his forehead and slightly lifted his jacket, exposing his gun which Sam and I carelessly looked at.

"What was that? You eyeballing my piece, 50 cent? You wanna go?" The creepy cop leaned forward into our faces. "Make something happen. Do it. Cause I promise you I will bust you up." He threaten. I narrowed my eyes and stood up causing him to take a step back and put a hand to his gun.

I may hate saying this but I'll use it to save our hides. "No you wont. My father is a retired Military Sargent and even though he's retired doesn't mean he still doesn't have connections. You have not just threaten two innocent civilians but carelessly ignored an injured civilian that was in your care. You yet also accused us to using drugs when apparently you, yourself have been and especially since your supposed to be an officer of 'The Law' and to top it all off you have been pervertedly eyeballing me since we have arrived. I can not only just have your badge ripped off but also have you thrown in jail. Now I will like to have us leave here peacefully without Mr. Witwicky having to pay a cent and I will like to have my dog back or else things could get messy real quick. Do I make myself clear...Officer?" I threaten, glaring intensly. The officer nodded quickly in fear under my harsh gaze. I smiled innocently. "Thank you for your cooperation." As we were about to leave I heard one of the officers call me a bitch, I swiftly turned around. "And make that six for insulting a retired officers daughter." Max growled, I smirked and exited the station like a boss. Sam looked at me shocked. "What?"

Sam shook his head and muttered a "wow" and I smiled as we hopped in Ron's car. After I got home I took a much needed shower that felt amazingly on my aching skin. After my shower I fixed up my leg and arm and BOY let me tell ya, rubbing achole hurts like fucking hell! After twenty minutes of excruciating pain I bandage em up and gotten dressed (Pic up top) and ran over to Sam's with Max in tow but when I got there I saw Sam's Camaro, the giant ass Camaro robot. I wearily walked up to it and it opened it's door and Max willingly hopped in. If Max says it's safe then it's safe, I trust him. I slowly got in the drivers side and when I was fully in the door closed and the radio turned on.

"Please...don't be...afraid." Even though it used different channels and voices it still sounded like it was pleading. "I...mean you...no harm." I let out a sigh of relief knowing Max was right.

"Who...who are you and what are you?" I softly asked with my brows knitted together.

"My name is...Bumblebee...The rest...will be...known...shortly." Bumblebee? That sounds pretty cute.

"May I call you Bee for short?" I ask polity.

"Yes." Bee simply answered, not a moment later Sam comes racing out of his house on his mother's bike and Bee starts to chase after him.

"Bee, why are you chasing Sam?" I ask a little frighten for Sam's safety but Bee said nothing except tighten the seat belt around me, Max barked and licked my face to calm me down, I smiled. I knew if Max wasn't freaking out then that means Max trusts Bee so yes, I'm gonna put my fate in my best friend and a car. I watched Sam do a front flip on his mom's bike, landing on his back in front of Mikaela and her friends and from the looks of it her friends were laughing at him. Sam quickly got back up and took off again. "Oh you poor boy." I mutter. We followed Sam under a bridge as Bee stopped and open his door indicating for me and Max to get out which we did and Bee took off somewhere. I saw Sam and we ran over to him. "Sam!" I called and he looked at me in fear and shock.

"Dakota, Max! How did you-" I cut him off.

"We were in the Camaro." I simply said all of a sudden we hear a police car come up and Sam ran to the front of it. Max started barking like crazy and growling at it, I was really confused until I read something that no police car should have. 'To punish and enslave'.

"Sam...Sam I don't think they're here to help." But of course I was ignored.

"Listen to me! Thank God you're here! I've had the worst day ever! Iv'e been followed here on my mother's bike! Right? And my car's right there and it's been following me here! So get out of the car!" Sam ordered and my eyes widen when the police car scoots forward at Sam making him fall back and try to get away.

"Sam!" I yelled and tried to pull him back up and away while Max continues barking.

"Oh, God. Okay, okay! Okay, all right! Okay! I'm sorry! I'm...I didn't mean to hit your car! Look!" I tumble down as the car scoots forwards at us. "Okay, look, look, look! Stop, stop!" The car stops and it's head light's start to poke out with sharp pieces of metal around them and gets closer to out faces.

"Sam." I said scared and the car jerks forward again.

"Please! Okay, what do you want from us?!" As soon as that left Sam's mouth the police car transformers into a giant ass robot. What is with us and giant robots?! Sam grabs my wrist and I call Max as we start running for our lives. "Oh, shit! Oh, shit, shit, shit! Oh, God! Oh, Shit. " Sam repeated.

"Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! Oh, my fucking God!" I chanted as I look back too see the robot chasing after us. "Just leave us the fuck alone!" I screeched but it only made matters worse. The robot tossed Sam and I at a car and some how miraculously missed Max which I'm grateful for.

"It's a bad dream." Sam said hopefully.

"If it's a dream then why the fuck am doing here?!" I yelled clearly pissed off and frighten.

The robot slammed his fist's down an either sides of the car that we're on. "Are you Username LadiesMan217?!" Interrogated the robot.

"I don't know what your talking about!" Sam denied.

"Are you LadiesMan217?!" He pushed forward again.

"Yeah." Sam muttered.

"Where is eBay iteam 21153? Where are the glasses?!" Why the fucking hell would it want Sam's grandfathers glasses?! Max barked distracting the robot allowing Sam and I to escape. As soon as we were far enough away Max bolted some where else and the robot noticed us missing and quickly runs after us. We saw Mikaela and Sam yelled for her to get back but she didn't listen which resulted in Sam pulling her off her Moped.