Can't Touch This~! (Under Editing)

Ch. 13

We are now in a helicopter heading to somewhere, I don't know, I'm just to tired. I couldn't stop worry about Bee and Max and I've been stressed out to much. There is two others with us, one female the other, male which we learned is Maggie and Glen.

"So..." Sam trailed trying to start a conversation.

"What'd they get you for?" The blond women asked.

"Um, I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot." Sam said casually.

"And my long time best friend which I thought was a normal dog, brought home by my dad also turned out to be an alien animal robot. And I think I've fallen for this guy's car." I said nonchalantly and gesturing to Sam. (When I say this I mean no offense) The chubby black dude mouthed a 'wow' and the blond girl looked at me in shock. "Who knew?" I shrugged.

-Time skip-

We came to a stop at Hover Damn and we got out of the car, We followed Sam and looked over the edge. "Oh, my God." I whistled. We soon walked up to Captain douche but this time he had this 'good cop' look.

"Hey, kids. I think we got off to a bad start, huh? You must be hungry? You want a latte? HoHo? Double venti macchiato?" He asked trying to play nice, I rolled my eyes.

"Where's my car and my friends dog?" Sam asked getting straight to the point then a mother guy came up to us and he had a mustache.

"Son, I need you to listen to me very carefully. People can die here. We need to know everything you know. We need to know it now." He stated calmly.

"Okay. But first, I'll take my car, my parents, my best friends dog. Maybe you should write that down." I had to hold in my laughter. "Oh, and her juvie record. That's got to be gone. Like, forever." Sam demands.

"Come with me. We'll talk about your car and the dog." Mustache man said and Mikaela and I whispered a 'thank you'.

"I would like a strawberry banner smoothie though." I said raising my hand , douche nods and sends someone to get my smoothie.

"Dakota?" I turned around to face mine and dad's friends, my eyes widen and I smiled.

"Will? Epps?" I ran up to them and hugged Will, Sam just looked at me confused.

"Dakota, it's great to see you again." Will said hugging me back.

Epps clears his throat but smiled as well. "And what about me?" I rolled my eyes but still held my smile and hugged Epps too and he gives me a great big bear hug.

"It's so good to see you guys!" I said as I let go of Epps.

"Same kid but why are you here?" Epps asked.

"Well, you know Max, right?" I asked and they nodded.

"Yeah, your best friend. The puppy your dad brought home to you?" Will said.

"Well, turns out Max is an alien animal robot and Sam's car is also an alien robot that transformers into a car." I explained.

"That's just crazy." Epps commented, I nodded.

"Yeah, and we're here to get them back." I said.

"We'll help you, Max has done nothing but keep you safe since the moment your dad brought him home and I don't plan on letting him go without a fight." Will assures.

"Thank you, that means a lot." I thanked smiling.

"No problem kid, family got to stick together and no one gets left behind and that includes aliens." Epps said Patting my head but our moment soon ends by Captain douche. Seriously, what's the guy's name?!

"All right, here's the situation. You've all had direct contact with the NBEs."

"NBEs?" Epps asks.

"Non-Biological Extraterrestrials. Try and keep up with the acronyms." Douche explains annoyed.

"What you're about to see is totally classified." Dude with the mustache said.

"Like we haven't seen aliens before. Nothing can get more classified than that." I muttered sarcastically. "Oh, shit balls!" I screeched as we entered a giant room with a frozen Cybertronian in the middle. We all froze on spot.

"Dear God. What is this?" An old man in our tour group asked.

"We think when he made his approach over the North Pole-" I cut the mustache man off.

"Santa?" I said out of the blue, Sam and Mikaela tried to hold in their laughter. Mustache man slightly glared at me but continued.

"Our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry. He crashed in the ice, probably a few thousand years ago." Mustache man explains.

"Oh, damn." I whispered as we grew closer, he looked more menacing each step we take closer then out of nowhere a guy comes up to me.

"You're smoothie, ma'am." I thanked the guy and gave him 10 bucks for getting it for me and started taking sips from it. It tasked like sweet heaven to me right now.

"We shipped him here to this facility in 1934." Mustachy guy said.

"We call him NBE One." Simmons said. Yeah found out his name on our trip into this room.

"Um, excuse me but that's not his name. That, right there, that your keeping here is the Decepticon leader, Megatron." I interrupted and Simmons glared at me.

"He's been in cryostasis since 1935. Your
great-great-grandfather made one of the greatest discoveries in the history of mankind." Mustache guy said.

"Fact is, you're looking at the source of modern age, the microchip, lasers, spaceflight, cars, all reverse-engineered by studying him." Then he got up in my face and I had to back up a little. "NBE One. That's what we call it." I glared at him as I cranked from my smoothie.

"And you didn't think the United States military might need to know that you're keeping a hostile alien robot frozen in the basement?" Old guy asked.

"Until these events, we had no credible threat to national security." Musty said.

"Well, you got one now." I said.

"So why Earth?" Will asked.

"It's the All Spark." I stared and everyone except Sam and Mikaela looked to me.

"All Spark? What is that?" Old man asked.

"The Decepticons came here looking for this Cube like thing. I don't exactly know how big it's supposed to be but we do know it has the ability to turn daily life machines into living robots much like A.K.A Megatron here which he wants to turn to build himself a new army." I explained.

"And you're sure about that?" Simmons asked.

"I bet my life." I said sternly. "What the fudging moment." I realized.

"You guys know where it it, don't you?" Sam asked with hope.

"Follow me." Mustache guy ordered.