Can't Touch This~! (Under Editing)

Ch. 11

"What is this?" Sam asks completely calm.

"How you doing, son? Is your name Sam?" Ask the guy with the colorful tie and black-ish gray curly hair.

"Yeah." Sam replied.

"And you." Curly hair dude points at me, I point at myself and he nods, I look behind myself and see nobody there. "You must be Dakota Evergreens. Your daddy's a war hero to bad he got put out."

"Yeah, what do you want?" I ask crossing my arms.

"Well, I need you two to come with us." Curly hair man said.

"Whoa, way out of line." Ron says as he and his wife gets in front of us.

"Sir, I'm asking politely. Back off." Curly hair man demanded. He's being a douche maybe I should start calling him Captain douche.

"You're not taking my son or my neighbors daughter." Ron said defensively.

"Really?" Captain douche said in fake disbelief. "You gonna try to get rough with us?" Captain douche challenged.

"No, but I'm gonna call the cops because there's something fishy going on around here." Ron said.

"Yeah. There's something a little fishy about you, your son, his little friend, your little Taco Bell dog and this whole operation you got going on here." Captain douche said.

"What operation?" Ron asks confused.

"That is what we are gonna find out." Some other guy came up to douche and whispers something in his ear and hands him some weird device thingy and walks towards us. "Son, lady."

"Yeah." Sam and I said.

"Step forward, please."

Sam and I step forward and Captain douche scans us with it and it beeps loudly. "Fourteen rads. Bingo! Tag them and bag them!" Captain douche ordered and men in black graves a hold of us.

"Hey, let go! Let go!" I struggle but one of the guys kicked my legs from behind forcing me down on my knees and he puts cuffs on. The metal was tight and hurt when they rubbed against my skin. I continue to fight back but another guy came up to help the first one with me since I was kicking and moving around.

"If you hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!" Screamed Judy. Really?! Your more worried about your dog than your own family?!

"Get me a sample on that vegetation ASAP!" Yelled douche.

"Sam! Dakota! Do not say anything, Sam, Dakota! Not a word until we get a lawyer!" Ron ordered, even though I'm not blood related they still treat me like family. And they shoved us into a black car, I'm in the middle with Sam on my left and Mikaela on my right. I'm now just realizing they didn't get Max. He's most likely with the Autobots.

"So, LadiesMan217. That is your eBay username, right?" Captain douche asked but he already knows that. Mikaela gave Sam a weird look.

"Yeah, but, you know, it was a typo and I ran with it." Sam quickly covered it up.

"What do you make of this?" Captain douche asked as he played the recording of Sam and I from last night's first encounter with Bee.

"My name is Sam Witwicky and this is my best friend, Dakota Evergreens, okay? And my..."

"Is that you?" Captain douche asks.