Harry Potter - Reader One Shots

Fred Weasley

"I promise I'm gonna fuck shit up."

The three teens stood around the table, the girl glaring at the piece of blank parchment whilst the twin boys were bubbling with excitement.

"So where did you find this again?" (Y/N) asked, one eyebrow raised in interest.

"Filtch's office."

"He labeled it dangerous."

"No idea why though."

(Y/N) pinched the bridge of her nose and looked up at the two twins stood either side of her. "And I'm here because?"

Fred swung his arm over her shoulders. "We couldn't do this without our best friend now could we."

George smirked and swung his arm over (Y/N)'s shoulders too. "Care to do the honours?"

(Y/N) rolled her eyes and pushed the boys off her before pointing her wand at the parchment. "Specialis Revelio!"

The three stared down at the parchment in anticipation, George letting out a cry of achievement when ink and words started to appear on the map.

"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs wish to congratulate Messrs. Weasley and Miss (Y/L/N) in finding this parchment but also wish them to keep their spotty noses out of other people's business unless they promise they will only use it for mischief."

(Y/N) raised an eyebrow in confusion and disgust as she looked towards the other boys. "What a rude piece of parchment and I guess this means that there is a certain saying that will reveal everything to us. I doubt any other revealing spell will work."

The twins smirked at each other and patted her on the back. "This is why we have you on the team, clever clogs."

George suddenly pulled away. "Wait, that's going to take us forever to guess it! We will be old when we finally get it!" He started to pull on his ginger locks in frustration.

Rolling her eyes at George's antics, (Y/N) turned to look at his brother, sending him a cheeky grin causing a light red tint to cover his cheeks. "So you got any ideas Freddie?"

Nodding slowly, Fred tried to calm down his beating heart that was pounding against his rib cage, partly because of the parchment and the other part being the nickname (Y/N) called him. It sent his heart onto a whole other level of speed. Finally calming down enough to speak, he pointed his wand at the paper.

"I promise to make mischief!"

"Mr Moony would like to take back the insult from earlier and compliment Miss (Y/L/N) at her intelligence on spells and magical objects.

Mr Wormtail would like to inform Messrs. Weasley and Miss (Y/L/N) that they are on the right track.

Mr Padfoot apologises for the insult and would love to take Miss (Y/L/N) out for a butterbeer at some point because she is gorgeous.

Mr Prongs would like to tell Mr Weasley that he should get a move on if he wants to date Miss (Y/L/N) before Mr Padfoot steals her."

(Y/N) laughed as she read the words, Fred turning an amazing shade of red never seen by man before, and George turned to his brother. "You like (Y/N)? How come I wasn't told?"

Fred began to scuff his trainer against the floor looking at it with immense interest. (Y/N) had stopped laughing now and smiled up at the shy embarrassed ginger, taking his face into her hands and lifting it up so he was looking her in the eyes. "It's okay Freddie. I like you too." She placed a quick kiss to his cheek before turning back to the parchment deadly serious apart from the small blush covering her cheeks and the smirk creeping up onto her lips. "George your turn."

"But-but Fred?" (Y/N) sent him a mild glare. "Fine, I promise I'm up to no good!"

"Mr Moony would like to let Messrs. Weasley and Miss (Y/L/N) that they are getting closer to the answer.

Mr Wormtail agrees with Mr Moony and hopes that Messrs. Weasley and Miss (Y/L/N) get the answer.

Mr Padfoot would like to congratulate Mr Weasley in getting a kiss off Miss (Y/L/N).

Mr Prongs seconds Mr Padfoot and Mr Wormtail."

Looking up at the two boys by her side, one grinning wildly, the other with a matching grin but with a red tinge still covering his cheeks, (Y/N) rolled her eyes once again. "Well I guess it's my go." Standing up straighter, she pointed her wand down at the parchment. "I promise to fuck shit up!" Both boys turned their attention from the parchment and towards (Y/N) who just looked at them innocently. "What?"

Shaking their heads they turned back to look at the parchment and the word forming there.

"Mr Moony would like to ask Miss (Y/L/N) why she thinks such foul language is necessary to accomplish mischief.

Mr Wormtail would like to inform Messrs. Weasley and Miss (Y/L/N) that they are very entertaining.

Mr Padfoot would like to high five Messrs. Weasley and Miss (Y/L/N).

Mr Prongs would like to have a pint with Messrs. Weasley and Miss (Y/L/N) as they seem just like his kind of people. As long as they solemnly swear it."

"Aha! I've got it!" (Y/N) shouted as she jumped up a little, startling the other two boys stood beside her. "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good!"

Staring at the parchment carefully, they noticed the words and ink beginning to flow onto every part of the page unlike the other times.

"Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs are proud to present THE MARAUDER'S MAP."

"Oh Merlin! We did it!" (Y/N) smiled as the two boys rushed towards the map and opened it up. "Wow you can see everyone in the castle. Look there's us! Oh and Dumbledore in his office! Oh and Snape! Wait he's coming this way! Snape's coming this way!"

The three teens rushed around the empty classroom, dousing the candle lights and quickly running out of the classroom right in front of Snape, (Y/N) turning around and blowing a raspberry at the stunned Professor before joining the twins again, the map clutched in George's hand and Fred's hand clasped around (Y/N)'s.

That night proved to be very eventful for the three trouble makers, a new romance sparking up and a whole lot of new mischief aided by Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs and their Marauder's Map.  

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A/N: This was so much fun to write and I hope you enjoyed reading it. I also realise that this style is quite different to the style in which I wrote The Hobbit one-shots, so please tell me which style you prefer.