Living With A Host Club (Ouran High School Host club Fanfic)

Chapter 7: Oh Shit...

Brooke's POV

(Dear god she's got one in here too...)

My aunt, Reese, and I were just sitting and talking about games we were thinking of playing for an LP when the doorbell rang. "Who the fuck is at our door at this time of day?" I asked. Reese shrugged. The only person we knew was coming today was Jake...and he was already here.

When I opened the door I found a face I didn't expect to see. "Nina?" I asked extremely confused. "Hey...can I crash here for today?" She asked. God damn she sounds so depressed. "Sure! My door is always opened to you! And not that kind of door..." I said. Nina paused to think about that for a moment. "You are fucking disgusting..." She said. "Thank you!" I said back.

We returned to Reese...and now Jake. "Oh hai!" Said Jake. "Oh god...what did those people do to you?!" Asked Reese. I would ask but I think the answer is she heard them when I was at Nina's place. "Nothing I just wanna hang out with you guys." She lied. I'm going to kill those mother fuckers.

"Wait what?" Asked Jake. "A bunch of Japanese douche bags live at her house now." I replied. Jake's face ceased to be confused. "Oh." Was all he said.

"I'm going to go to sleep." Nina said. I fought back a Jeff the Killer joke and nodded. When she was gone I turned back to my aunt and Jake. "Want me to hurt them with my sword?" Asked Jake. "No I wanna hurt them with your sword." I whined. Jake and Reese both fought back laughter. I glared. "Shut up! I get to kill them! I'm going to go kill then right now actually." I said. "I wanna watch! I wanna watch!" Said Jake like a two year old. God damnit Jake.

Kyoya's POV

It seems Nina has left completely. She isn't here anymore, ahhhhhh redundancy. The rest of the host club, including Tamaki who everyone is still enraged at, waited for her return...while giving glares of death to Tamaki.

A while later there was furious knocking at the door. There are two options as to who this is. The devil herself, or Nina. The first option seems more likely because this IS Nina's house. "Open the fucking door." Said an irritated Brooke. See...I told you. Honey-senpai was hiding behind Mori-senpai and the twins looked extremely confused. Why is a good question, young lady. We don't know ourselves. Haruhi looked at the door questioning to open it and Tamaki was freaking out like he usually does. "I have a fucking sword open the fucking door!" She yelled.

I opened the door for her and was met with a sword in my face. "I wasn't kidding." She said. It's a real sword too. I looked at the companion she had with her. It was a man, definitely older than she was by quite a lot. He had blue hair and glasses. He didn't look too happy either "Please get your sword out of my face." I said a tad bit irritated. "I will if you answer me this: what the actual FUCK did you guys do?!" She yelled. I sighed annoyed. "I can show you."

The two angry people followed me to her studio where Tamaki fucked up. She looked around the room and the sword fell from her hand. "Can I-" "NO!" "Please?" "NO!" "Why not?" "You're gonna use it to cut fruit again or something stupid!" Ughhh...I'm surrounded by idiots.

The girl picked up her sword again and turned to me. "May I kill the blonde idiot?!" She asked. "I thought you'd never ask. Unfortunately you may not, but you may make him wet himself and be terrified of you and screwing up Nina's things again." I replied, pushing my glasses up my face. "When'd you start caring?" She asked.

I don't know. I don't even know why I care. Aren't I supposed to be a heartless tax-collector? What happened to change me?

I looked up to see that Brooke was gone, but the man was still there. "Hello." I said out of politeness. "Hi..." Said the guy. "Watch out for her okay?" I didn't know what he meant. "Well both of them really. Brooke and Nina are like the little sisters I could never have so if you hurt them again I, and her other friends, will kill you. Okay!" He said cheerfully at the end. He's playing my own game, but I will listen to him because he is older than me.

That was the worst reason ever. What is this a teen-girl's fanfiction?!

"Shut up!" Yelled the voice of the girl from the last chapter.

"Well we should go make sure Brooke-san doesn't kill anyone." I said. "Oh yeah you're right." Said the guy.

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When we returned to the rest of the Host club, only Tamaki was beaten on the ground with Brooke standing over too of him smiling satisfied. "Brooke!" Yelled Jake. "IT WAS HIS FAULT!" She whined. "Oh well then...carry on." He said. "AHHH!" Yelled Tamaki. "Don't ENCOURAGE her!" Jake shrugged as if saying 'then you shouldn't have done it...' I'm liking this guy more.

"Now. If you EVER cause her to come to my house at an ungodly hour saddened again, you will be DEAD!" She said, picking up Tamaki from his hair. He nodded, clearly in pain. "Good." She said, dropping him.

The twins put their arms on her head, which she clearly did not like. "Good job, Brooke, you killed the boss." They said in sync. A dark purple aura emitted from her as she turned around. "You'll be next of you don't get your fucking hands off me." She hissed.

They quickly removed their hands from her and backed away. She smiled evilly. "So uh...what happened?" Asked Jake. "Do you really wanna know?" She asked.

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FLASHBACK

Brooke's POV

I walked up to the blonde idiot wielding my sword of awesomeness. A familiar purple aura surrounded me. The Queen is back.

The blonde idiot stared at me terrified for his poor, worthless life. "I know what you did. Be happy your tax-collecting friend likes you enough to keep you alive." I said. Captain Dumbass sighed in relief. "But he never said anything about not beating you senseless." I said after making him feel safe.

The blonde idiot froze again as the others backed away behind the couch scared. "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE YOUR KING!!!" Stupid yelled at the others. I slapped him with the hilt of my sword. "Pay attention!" I yelled.

It then led to me chasing him and throwing random metal balls and other objects at him. Somehow he tripped on a banana peel and fell.

I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and dragged him back to his band of idiots. "Now. If you or ANY of your other friends pull off some shit like that again...I WILL use the sword and kill you." I threatened. They all nodded and looked like they were about to cry.

My plans have worked.

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"Yeah you really don't want to know." I said. Jake laughed, probably guessing the outcome of my rage.

Dick.