Living With A Host Club (Ouran High School Host club Fanfic)

Chapter 6: Back to Square One

Kyoya's POV

(It's back....the Shadow King's POV is back.)

The idiot seems to be open to the vast majority of us now. Only Tamaki and I remain. Though I doubt she will ever become friends with that idiot and I am far to intelligent and busy for affairs like that.

The idiot passed by, noticing me. She glared at me and kept going on. "I didn't do anything this time you know." I said. "I still hate your damn guts you know." She replied imitating me. "Yes I do am considered a genius." "More like a smart ass to me." She shot back. That was quick. "Now, now. We don't want your parents to know that you're being a terrible host." I said. "And you don't want your father to know you're the worst house guest in the history if time. I've met a certain someone's step-father who is supposedly a dick who is better company than you are, kid." She said. "I'm not a child." I dead panned. "Neither am I."

I sighed regretting my decision. "Shall we call a truce?" I asked, giving a forced Host Club smile. "What the fuck is up with that smile? You look like the fucking Joker from Batman." She said. "Just answer my question." I said getting irritated. "I dunno...you ARE a dick...." She said. "Alright then." I said turning over to my laptop. "That wasn't a no." She said. "And it wasn't a yes either." I said. "Well then sucks to be you. I'll just return to poisoning your food again." She said.

Poisoning my food?! "WHAT?!" I yelled turning back to her. Damnit. I saw the idiot smirking. "I'm not even close to the kitchen, moron. You're so stupiiiiiid!" She sang. "Well played, girl. Well played." I said. "You should have seen your face! You actually conveyed a human emotion! I didn't know robot, alien Lego blocks could do that!" She said. I really want to punch this girl.

"Why are you so boring anyways? Any special reason?" She asked. "No." I firmly stated. "That wasn't very convincing." She said. This girl will not break me anymore. "I know you're holding back I can see it." She said. Damnit. "You're surprised and angry at that. You may be able to see through my facades and think I can't...but I can. I'm not that stupid, Kyoya." She actually called me by my first name.

"You called me Kyoya?" I was mostly saying to myself. "Well yes Kyoya IS your name isn't it? Unless it's Bob. HI BOB!" She yelled. "I thought you had no intentions of befriending me." "Everyone else in hidden messages were saying 'Stop trying to kill Kyoya will your glares because we might get caught in them too. We don't wanna die WHAAAAAAAAAA!' So to make them shut the hell up I'm going to attempt to like you...and really when that plan ultimately fails I'm going to laugh in their faces." It's nice to know she has faith in us. Take hint if the sarcasm.

Then she just stopped talking and was doing her own thing. She was on her laptop. My guess is she's contacting her friends. Still in attempt to prove this girl wrong I decided to engage in conversation. "What are you doing?" I asked. She turned to me with a blank expression. "You're annoying." "Oh and you're the one to talk?" "Well excuse my social skills!" "What does social skills have to do with anything?!" "Easy I have no social skills because I have no friends." And I wonder why. *sarcasm*

Seriously, girl, you're a loud, annoying, terrible host and you wonder why you have no friends. But I can't exactly say that to her. I'm not that heartless.

"I know what you're thinking, and you are correct in every single way. I'm not a normal person, we've established this already. You aren't a normal person either though." I opened my mouth to say something but she continued on. "You hide all you're real emotions so people don't know that you're actually a weak person. You're looking for fatherly approval when you never think you can achieve it. You can but you have to try, kid."

I glared at the girl. Who is she and how does she get me so well. How does she know me when I can't get anything about her?! You're such an idiot Nina Shrikov but how do you see through me?!