Living With A Host Club (Ouran High School Host club Fanfic)

Chaoter 3: Brooke...

PREVIOUSLY...

The girls stood there for a minute in silence. "Wanna make me a sandwich?" asked Brooke, smirking. "Oh shut up..." Nina yelled back, pushing Brooke playfully.

Suddenly a phone started to ring. It was Brooke's phone, as she was the one to pull out her phone. Her face paled as she looked at her phone.

"Oh no..."

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Now

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Brooke slowly put the phone to her ear. "Ben?" She asked. She pulled it away quickly and touched the screen. "Say that again, I'm going deaf man..." She said sarcastically. "Where. Are. You? You're aunt has been yelling at me to find you for the past hour!" The boy yelled. "Have I really been gone that long?" She asked. I knew that it was meant for the idiot girl and I but I gave no reply. "Oh and I'm at Nina's house genius. I've only been talking about that for the while damn summer, Ben." She said, with anger in her tone. "Oh...right. Sorry. You should have told your aunt though..." "And if I did she would have said no! I have a week until PAX and I'm almost done. I don't need to be there 24/7." There was silence. "Alright. I'll tell Reese. See ya, Brooke." "Bye Ben."

Brooke put her phone away and looked at us. "Totally played that off awesomely....lets go back..." She said. We both nodded, then went back. Hikaru, Kaoru and Tamaki were arguing, most likely over Haruhi while Honey and Mori just watched. Haruhi was sandwiched between the twins looking blankly at me.

"What took so long Senpai. You left me with them..." Haruhi asked, bluntly. "Nothing too interesting Haruhi."

Nina's POV

Everyone started staring at Brooke. "What do you want?" She asked confused at the stares. "Oh my princess, we wanted to formally welcome you here. Although its already been mentioned I am Tamaki Suoh." The confused girl back away a bit from him. "That's great. Nice to know. I'm not a princess. Please never talk to me ever again." She replied. Tamaki went off into his emo corner and the twins started laughing. All these guys are freaking insane. "Oh I'm so sorry boss. I don't think this girl's your type." Said Hikaru. "What are YOU talking about Brooke Jin ain't for any of you weirdos...." She replied.

Suddenly Suoh jumped up from his emo corner and starting yelling like a moron. "GIRLS SHOULDN'T REFER TO THEMSELVES AS JIN! JIN IS A TERM FOR MEN YOU ARE NOT A MAN MY PRINCESS SO PLEASE NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN! OH THE PROFANITY!" "What the fuck is wrong with him?" Asked Kaoru. "Language around the ladies Kaoru!" Yelled Tamaki. Brooke suddenly grew a large grin. Ootori and his band of idiots...and the twins all looked at her perplexed. "One. My actual last name is Jin. Now my aunt's YT name makes sense. Also...Tamaki....shit titty bitch fuck dick ass mother fuck." She started giggling at the end. Tamaki's mouth dropped to the ground, along with Haruhi and Ootori.

Everyone was silent, which was eventually ruined by a phone. "It's not mine this time!" Yelled Brooke. It turned out to be Ootori's phone. When he's sleeping I'm going to throw it in the lake. Yeah..we live near a lake.

Ootori was talking in Japanese to God knows who, and Brooke sighed seeing as her phone was going crazy again. "Hey Reese." She said. Well...this shall be interesting. "Yeah I'm at Nina's house but to be fair I AM almost done even though they are going on YOUR channel. Anyways I think I was about to leave anyways." "Why Brooke-chan?" Asked the shorty. "Because Mr. Guy you and your friends creep me out in so many ways. Yeaaaah, Nina I think I'll only come back when either A) they can behave themselves or B) when they leave forever. Other wise I'm not gonna be back." "No my daughter stay!!!" Yelled Suoh. "What the FUCK is wrong with you? Are you fucking Bi-polar or some shit?! AN I AM NOT YOUR DAUGHTER I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING FATHER AND I DON'T WANT ONE!" She yelled. She sighed extremely annoyed and said bye to her aunt.

"I'm sorry Renge what was that?" Asked Ootori. Brooke suddenly stopped walking and turned around. Ootori's face suddenly went completely blank. And that's saying a lot. "Renge would like to speak with you, girl." Said Ootori to Brooke. "GUUUUURL!" She yelled running back.

Damn she got over that quickly.

"Hello, Ms. Renge. Uh. Yes my name IS Brooke. How'd you...wait a minute. Excuse my randomness but the Jinny says hello." She went silent for a moment. "Holy shit it IS you." She whispered. "RenRen!!!" Now the rest of us just stared at her with huge 'whattheactualfuckBrooke' faces. She cleared her throat but said nothing else. "Context." She mouthed to me. I nodded.

Brooke talked to Renge for a while then threw Ootori his phone back. "Happy Hanukah!" She yelled then sat her ass down on my couch. Ootori glared at her, with a dark purple aura surrounding him. The other people cowered in fear other than Brooke and I. "Dude your not scary I've seen my friend Tyler naked before. THAT is scary. You're nothing compared to seeing....well whatever Tyler had. I still can't tell to this day." She said, then shuddered. I shuddered at the thought of a naked Tyler too. Gross. My question is why she saw him...never mind I don't want to know. "And I'm just not a pussy so...yeaaaah." I said. He snapped his phone shut without another word. "Rude!" Yelled Brooke. "Shut up." He said, his words full of malice.

"Who ARE you?" Asked browned hair man-lady, who I finally registered as Haruhi. "Well my name's Brooke. I'm 16...almost 17. I'm a German-American and I hate One Direction." She bluntly stated. "How do you know Renge?" Asked Hikaru. "I may have met her in Feance once or twice." She vaguely replied. "You know if you don't fully talk I'll look through your files." Said Ootori, clearly pissed in Brooke and i's eyes. "LOOOOL! Files! Yeah our school doesn't keep proper files. Actually to be honest they haven't had any personal files kept in me since I moved in with my aunt." She said. "Which was..." Ootori asked. "In the year if None Of Your Fucking Buisness sir!" "I LOVE that year!" I exclaimed. That cracked a real smile out of her. "BROOKLYN ARIA JIN!" Yelled Reese's voice. "WHAT THE FUCK REESE?" She yelled into her phone. "OKAY IM COMING CALM YO TITS!" She yelled.

"And thus I bid you good madame and annoying other people farewell. Sooo.....BAIIINIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" She yelled before sprinting out of my house.

Everyone turned to me with strange stares. "Yeah she's weird but she starts to grow on you eventually. After you know all she's been through you'd get why she can be an ass at times but others she's incredibly hyper. Also, she loves pranking people. You two would LOVE her." I said to the twins in the end. They both got mischievous smirks. "Oh and don't prank her. Her insane 'boyfriends' will murder you...and so will she." I said. Their smirk fell a little.

I rolled my eyes and sent a telepathic message to Ootori to keep the fuck out if her business. I think he actually got it since he nodded. What the actual fuck?

A/N: sorry for the wait, Internet issues and work. I'll try to be more productive during Xmas break.