Living With A Host Club (Ouran High School Host club Fanfic)

Chapter 8: The Rise of Lesbelia

A undisclosed amount of time later...

(Imagine the somewhat identical 1D thing...)

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Well they've been living here for a while now. They all backed off after Brooke went to deal with them...good job Shadow Queen.

I've been back at school for a while. A lot has happened, like One Dorectiob is now stalking Brooke because Curls McGee is allegedly 'in-love with her'. What the actual fuck? But that's not my story to tell.

The stupid-ass Japanese dicks still don't go to school even though that's what they're here for. Failure on Ootori's part.

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On the weekend right after Kayla asked me to go to one of her shitty music concerts I met the three most horrifying people ever. Yes, Idiot blonde guy and Ootori included. Let's take a moment to remember that.

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FLASHBACK

It was the weekend and I really didn't want to go anywhere. I also had to spend A LOT of time trying to restore purpose to my life again...by playing Super Mario RPG. I had to beat Culex!

Once I finally did and continued on with my day. Unfortunately that meant seeing the Japanese people. Whatever I have to fucking live with these guys.

Suddenly there was a knock at my door. "What now?" I mumbled. The Japanese people weren't expecting anyone right? I certainly wasn't. I looked over at them and they were equally as confused. Great...another fucking salesman.

I hate salespeople.

When I opened the door I found three chicks in burgundy sailor suits. One looked like a dude, one looked like a priss and the other had hideous hair.

"What do you want?" I asked annoyed. I didn't get a proper answer like I wanted, though. Instead I got a fucking musical number about who they fucking were.

"Lobelia!" Sang Man-lady. "Lobelia." Sang the priss. "LobeliA!" Sang the hideous one.

"I would like a proper answer please." I deadpanned. Suddenly the Japanese guys and Haruhi were there.

"Oh no..." Said the twins. "It's...Lobelia..." Said idiot. "You know them?" I asked. They all nodded.

So I took the liberty to slam the door in their faces. "Problem solved. You're welcome." I said walking away.

"You just slammed the door in Lobelia's face..." Said the idiot. "And I never said you could talk. Your point?" I asked. "One. They weren't done talking. Two. They want you on their side and won't stop at any cost." Said Ootori. I stared at him unamused.

"Correction. They weren't talking, they were singing. And anyways they're as fucking persistent as you are, the way you make it sound. And I fucking hate you." I replied back.

My door suddenly swung open again and the three weirdos were still there. (A/N: oh my god...here we go...) "fair maiden why did you slam your beautiful maidenly door in our faces?" Asked the man-lady taking my fucking hand. "Don't touch me." I bluntly replied. "But maiden...your door." "Your not making me want to buy your shit anymore than before. Now kindly leave and while you're going close the door." I said, irritated.

That caused Man-lady to go off on a tangent about corruption, men and host clubs. Ewwww....To keep my mind off things I started singing in my head.

"Maiden are you paying attention to our words of warning?" Asked the man-lady. "I'm sorry you were talking? I tend to block out irrelevant and stupid words. Maybe that's why I don't ever get Tamaki Suoh or Ootori. Ah that makes MUCH more sense." I mumbled to myself at the end.

"What have you idiots done to this poor girl?!" Asked the man-lady. "Nothing she was always like this." Replied Ootori. "AHEM!!" I yelled. "Fine practically similar." He replied, pushing up his glasses again. "If your glasses don't fit why don't you buy new ones?" I asked.

Everyone just started staring at me, unamused. "What?" I asked. "That is the only thing you picked up from our warnings?!" Asked the prissy one. "Warnings?" I asked pretending not to know. "We've been warning you about the Ouran host club!! What have you been doing?" Asked the ugly fuck. "FLASHBAAAACK!"I yelled.

"Yo ho ho ho and a bottle of rum. It's my duty to please dat booty! IMA PIRATE NIGGA!" I sang for them.

The twins pretended to cry and put their hands on my head. "That was so beautiful Nina." They said in sinc. "Oh thank you...uhhhh...what's your name again?" I asked in a derpy voice.

Everyone stared at me appalled for a moment. Then the twins burst out laughing. "Good job." Said Kaoru.

Everyone else was still staring at me. "What was that?!" Asked Tamaki. "The most beautiful singing in the world." I replied sarcastically.

The weird people of Lesbelia then turned to him. "What have you idiots done to this poor maiden. Your evilness has rubbed off on, not only maiden number 1, but also this one! What do you have to say for yourself before you die." Yelled the man lady.

I started frowning and removed myself from the twins. "Excuse me?" I asked. "What is it maiden?" Asked the man lady. "Only I am allowed to kill them. You may NOT take that privilege away from me! FUCK YOU BITCH! Now get out of my house before I go all American on you!" I yelled.

Everyone stopped what they were doing for a moment before I was grabbed by one of the girls and the Man lady yelled something in Japanese at the guys and slapped Honey.

Oh fuck no!

I elbowed the person holding me and calmly went to my parents room. I opened the drawer and pulled out a key before I opened the large casket. I smiled at its contents and brought it back with me.

I pointed the gun in my hands at the Lesbelia girls and smiled sweetly. "I'll ask you nicely to leave one last time, k?" I said. When they didn't move I started to go for the trigger. "You wouldn't do it." Said man-lady. "Try me." I said reverting to my dry voice.

"You COULD call Brooke..." Said Kyoya. "And risk getting in trouble with the police?! How the hell would I explain that?!" I said. They thought for a moment. "Good point..."

Thankfully for me the Lesbelia girls left during our chat about Brooke. Even people who don't know her are scared. Lol.

"Does this mean your not mad at us anymore?" Asked Honey. "No I'm still raging mad...but only I get to kill you." I replied. They all gulped and hoped for the best that it wasn't soon. Smart decision on their part.

But I probably should revert to the quiet introvert that I usually an when I go to school. Don't know why but I think I should.

A/N: yeah I had a better ending before but I magically lost it so I had to start over. Fuuuuck....