Living With A Host Club (Ouran High School Host club Fanfic)

Chapter 5: Um...hi?

Let's skip forward a few days, shall we?

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Nothing too eventful happened. The blonde idiot named Suoh tried hitting on me, talking to me, hitting me, yelling at me, and get my attention period. FUCK HIM! Ootori learned to keep his distance from me when I didn't want to see him, which by the way is always, and the others just came and went. Haruhi, the brown haired transvestite, talked to me about the idiots and how I would allegedly get used to them. To be fair she could mean a selective few of them and not Suoh and Ootori. For absolute sure neither of them. Although the coolest one to 'hang around with' is Mori. He never talks. BONUUUS! But with him comes his short blonde companion who, by process of elimination, is Haninozuka.

Well that is until now.

I just finished a good old video gaming session when I noticed the freakishly tall dude. "Oh hey giant!" I said. He said nothing in reply, looking blank as ever. "I think this is the best conversation I've ever had with you people. Good job." I said. "Ah." Was all he replied. "AHA SO YOU CAN TALK! I KNEW IT!" I yelled. Once again he gave no reply. Eh...who cares.

"No I'm not high or crazy...." I mumbled. "I never accused you of being either." He said in the deepest fucking voice I'd ever heard. "Yeah but you were thinking it." I said in retaliation. "Ah."

"Why don't you talk much?" I. Randomly asked. "It's my thing" "'it's my thing' what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?!" I yelled. "You'll learn soon enough." He said. God fucking dammit I hate not knowing shit.

I'm going to just assume they are either two options:

One: they are some sort of weird club that I'm soon going to hate more than One Dore- wait no I'll never hate anything more than that....I will soon hate them ALOT.

Two: they are an alien race who are using that short kid's stuffed rabbit to contact their mother ship and take over the planet. Oh god I better warn the president....after I'm allowed back in DC. Stupid banning. Screw the world! If there's no world there's no One Doeectin.

Oh god if I said that out loud they'll know! Oh no this isn't good. Wait...he doesn't talk much even with his alien brethren maybe we're safe Earth. Or maybe he's trying to make me think that. Oh noooooo! I'm being tricked by STRATEGERY!!!!

Damnit Jake....

"Uh...Nina." Said Mori. "Yeah." "You talk to yourself too much..." Mother fuck. "YEAAAH sorry..." Wait he called me by name...cool.

"Why are you rarely anywhere without shorti- I mean Haninozuka?" I asked. "We're cousins!" Yelled the most high-pitched voice ever. Holy shit they're polar opposites. "Uh...hi?" I said. "Hi I'm Mitsukuni Haninozuka...but you can call me Honey, Nina-chan!" He said. "And you're older than me. What the fuck physics..." I mumbled.

"I see you've been talking to Takashi...does this mean you don't hate us anymore?" He asked. Damnit you could see the flowers and glitter emitting off him. "I'm debating that about you right now." I mumbled. "Mitsukuni." Said Mori. "Yes Takashi?" "You're not helping." Oh thank you giant. Seems Brooke was right, emotional and mental brace...yaaaaaaaay.

"When is Brooke-chan going to be back?" Asked Honey. "I don't know. With you people here, to be honest, I think never." "Brooke-chan doesn't like us?" "Nope." I said popping the 'P'. "Why not?" Asked Honey. "Tamaki is annoying and I don't think she wants to unleash true power." I replied. "Why what's it like?" Asked Honey.

I sighed. "Okay, Honey, think of the scariest thing you have ever seen." I started. "Okay. Uh...Kyo-chan when he wakes up!" "Okay...imagine that but over 9 billion times worse." I said. Honey and Mori thought for a moment. "TAKASHI IM SCARED!" Yelled Honey, jumping on him. "There you go. Brooke at her most pissed-offness." I said.

"What's going on? Why do you insist on screaming Honey-senpai?" Asked a very angry looking Ootori. "We woke him up..." Whispered Honey to me. "I've seen Brooke at the stage I'm talking about this isn't scary at all if you've seen her." I whispered back. "Oh and also FUCK OFF OOTORI!" I yelled slamming the door shut.

Mission accomplished.

"He's going to kill you later." Said Honey. I looked over at the shortie and his giant. "Well, maybe he would like to meet Mr. Gun in Madame Brooke's hands when she's in her rage mode." I replied. "That's what she calls it?" Asked Honey. "No that's what I call it since I don't even know what she calls it. For all I know it could be called 'Happy Sunshine Time' to her." I said.

Honey's POV

Kyo-chan was right. If we try slowly she will slowly open up to us and like us...sort of.