Living With A Host Club (Ouran High School Host club Fanfic)

Chapter 4: Lakes!

I turned my attention back to the other people who were all staring at the door Brooke had slammed.

"Well...that was pleasant." said Hikaru sarcastically. "Shut up Brooke's a 'special' child." I said. "How so?" asked Ootori. "She has a dick of a step-dad and never sees her legit dad." I replied. "Hmmm....that sounds a lot like May-chan's situation but with her mom." Said the shortie. "And Brooke looks quite a bit like Mayu-senpai too..." Said Haruhi. "Mayu?" I asked.

"Yeah! She's our friend whose really nice and pretty! She's a second year at our normal school like Kyo-chan and Tama-chan but didn't come with us!" Said the shortie. "Uhhhh...." "She's one of our friends back at Ouran Academy. And she's a fan of video games like you. That's what Honey-senpai was trying to say." Said the ever so interesting Ootori. Take hint of my sarcasm. "Oh! Oh! And she's gonna ma-" "That's all Kaoru. Nothing else." Firmly started the Lego block.

Is it weird that I call him a Lego block? I mean he IS boring as fuck and the least interesting thing on this planet besides 1D fanfictions and twilight. I guess it's not since they are all facts and not theory. Also...I like video games...and BoTDF. Both together are awesome. Am I rambling? I think I am...who gives a fuck?mmm cookies.

Then I noticed all if them staring at me weirdly, and Ootori doesn't look too pleased. "I said that out loud?" I asked. They nodded. "Good. Because what I said is true." I said. Ootori glared at me, the others cowered in fear except Mori?? Yeah Mori. I just stared back about as blank as Mori was. "I WILL NOT LOSE THIS STARING CONTEST!!" I yelled.

"You are really fucking weird..." Said Brooke's voice. Everyone turned to see her again. "I forgot my jacket...okay...okay. Bye." She said, taking off again.

"Welp I'm going to go play video games and stuff." I said, just leaving them there.

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Kaoru's POV

(Because nothing's better than individualizing the Host Club!)

What the fuck just happened? Did she just ditch us AGAIN? Wait I sound just like what Hikaru would sound like in the anime...If this is role reversal does that mean Kyoya's a homo, Tamaki is NOT a moron, Mori will actually do stuff, Honey will do nothing and Haruhi will be...Haruhi?

Never mind...

Later

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Eventually Nina did return, but only after everyone had gone to sleep. It was about 3 in the morning and for some reason I decided to go where the Host Club usually stayed during the day.

When she came she stemmed to not notice I was there. I thought about moving to go talk to her when her back was turned to me. "Dude I know you're there I can see you." She said. "Uh..hi." Was all I really could say. I was quite surprised she knew. "Uh....Kaoru, is it?" She asked. I wanted to mess with her and say I was Hikaru but I think she would know. Worth a shot. "Sorry I'm Hikaru." I said. "No you're not you may look identical but you sound completely different." She said, a bit irritated. "It was worth a shot." I replied. "You know if you want people to tell you apart better just give them a hearing aid or just stop trying to fuck with people. It won't do any good trying to mess us up." She said.

It surprised me for many reasons. One, she knew I was Kaoru. Two, she has a perfectly rational reason for her decision. And three, she knew right away Hikaru and I want to be told apart but we also don't.

"Listen, I know I'm a dick and I have problems with touching my belongings and choosing normal friends but I have my reasons. Just like how you have yours with being told apart with Hikaru." She said. "What are they?" I asked. I knew I'd never hear anything like this again until we meet alone again so I was taking advantage of it. "I'm not a normal teenage girl. I couldn't care less about fashion, make-up and shit and I love Blood on the Dance Floor." "Just because your not girly doesn't mean you're not normal. I mean, Haruhi isn't like that either." I said. She looked at me with her eyebrows raised and a smirk on her face. "You do realize you just compared me to a crossdresser/tranny...right?" She asked.

Shit.

"I didn't mean it that way." I replied. Her smirk grew wider. "I know I'm just messing with you. I AM the master of pranks and shit." She said. "We'll see about that." I said.

And that's how I somehow landed myself on the dock of a lake at 3 in the morning. "Are you sure we should be here?" I asked. "No one owns this lake and it's my dock bitch." She said throwing what appears to be her shoes and phone to the side. "What are you doing?" I asked as she was looking at me. "Got anything valuable min your pockets?" She asked casually. "Just my phone why?" I asked. Suddenly her hand was in my pocket and holding my phone a second later. "What the hell?!" I asked as she threw it with her stuff.

"Shut up and lighten up for once." She said walking up to me again. I back up to the end of the dock and stopped. She walked right up to me, our bodies touching. "Well Hitachiin." She said. I gulped "yeah?" I asked. Then I was violently pushed into the water. I thrashed around for a moment then resurfaced, gasping for air. "What the hell was that for?" I yelled. "Having fun?" She asked smiling evilly. "No." I dead panned. "Awwww then sucks to be you." She said jumping in.

When she resurfaced she saw a very irritated me. "What?" She asked. "Why can't you do this with you're other friends." I asked. "Well Chantal is busy doing stuff with Mr. ManMan, her boyfriend, Lexie is gone and...well let's NOT bring Brooke in this. Plus I have no other friends." She relied. Despite her malice towards us, well really to Tamaki and Kyoya, the Host club considers her our friend.

Yeah, the boss is that persistent.

"What about us?" I suddenly asked, realizing she said nothing about us. "Uh...you guys, well Suoh as far as I know, are idiots...and Ootori is a dick. I don't exactly know you guys too well and I MAY want to kill you still." She said. "We were the same with Haruhi when she joined the host club. We grow on you. Except Tamaki." I said. She laughed a little at that. "You really are a persistent bunch of mofos." She said. I shrugged, partially because I have no idea what mofos means.

"I AM A WATERBENDER FEAR ME!" She suddenly yelled and dunked my head underwater. I just waited until her episode of crazy was done and went along with whatever shit she did. This girl isn't like the others at Ouran, or even Haruhi...I don't know why but she is.

Laaatuuuuuurrrrrrrrr

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"What happened to you?" Asked Hikaru, noticing my wet everything. (A/N: oh god XD) "Nothing..." I replied. "Okay then..." He said unconvinced. "Was is the girl?" He asked. "Noooooo..."

Remember kids, lying is always the answer.

A/N: I should mention that it would be nice to remember Mayu for later/ the 1D thing. Just saying....