Janie Tanner ~A Watty's 2019 Submission

Chapter 5

"All right!" Jesse said, adjusting Michelle's diaper.

"And the diaper is...ON!" Joey announced, lifting Michelle in the air. Janie, who sat in the rocking chair not too far away, clapped for them.

"Good job, boys!" She cheered. Both men gave a bow, Joey bowing with Michelle.

"Thank you, lady!" Jesse called to her. "And that leaves our record at 17 minutes. Beating our old record by 37 minutes!" Then the boys turned to each other.

"Baby wipe." They each took a wipe and wiped their hands off, when Joey turned Jesse and Janie.

"Hold it. I'm about to make a quantum leap in diaper theory."
"Go with it,go with it." Jessie told him. Joey picked up two more diapers.

"If we triple the diaper,we get three times the protection,but we change her one third as often." Janie shook her head.

"I don't think-" but Jesse interrupted her.

"Loving it, loving it. We get two diapers and Michelle Tanner, come on down." Janie had to laugh at her baby sister wearing three diapers, two of which were not adjusted.

"The other way to go is to tie a hefty bag around her waist. That way we'd only have to change her on trash day." Joey told them. Janie nodded sarcastically.

"Oh yeah! Then she cries for the rest of the week and no one gets any sleep!" Jesse and Joey exchanged looks, then nodded in agreement. She had a point. Then Jesse turned to the baby.

"Jr. Jammy time. Ha!" They then picked out out an outfit and held it up to Michelle.

"It's you!" Joey told her as Jesse tried to get her into the outfit.
"All right. We go. We put the leg in...like....so...simply...uh...we tie...like this...very nice." Janie shook her head as Jesse tied the legs around Michelle's middle, unable to get it around her legs.
"Wow! Snagging a plan. I suggest something else." Joey pulled out a second outfit. "We go with the lovely two piece ensemble from baby Almani."

"Using your head, using your head. All right. here you go." Jesse told him, helping work the second outfit on.

"Oh yuppie, baby."

"Oh,this is great."

"TADA!!!" They held her up, and Janie shook her head at Michelle's appearance.

"Boys, I must give you an applause, but I think I'll take it from here before Dad sees her." Jesse scoffed.

"Oh yeah! Now that all the work is done." But he handed Michelle over to Janie and kissed her cheek. "Good night, Michelle."

"Good night, Uncle Jesse. Next time you see me, I'll have a big surprise for you. I don't care how many diapers I have on. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha." Janie snickered, and Jesse gave Joey a look from where he stood behind Janie, imitating a baby voice.

Janie pushed him away. "Go to bed!" The two men left, and she gave Michelle a look. "You really are a good sport." She told her as she set Michelle on the changing table and went to work dressing her properly, just as Danny walked in and sighed.

"I see Joey and Uncle Jesse decided to dress her." Janie bumped her hip against him.

"Go away! I can take care of Michelle!" Danny chuckled, but he left to allow Janie to take off the extra diapers and put Michelle in a baby nightgown, before laying her down with a stuffed bear and a teething ring, then leaving her to fall asleep, just as Joey crawled by, making train noises with Stephanie on his back. Janie shook her head, but followed the two into Stephanie and DJ's room, where DJ sat in bed already, looking cross.