The sitch: A Parody of the duck song! Queen Bee is selling honey in a honey-stand and Chat looks to buy something, and it's not honey! Read to find out!
"Tell me the Chat story!!"
Verse 1:
A Chat walked up to a honey-stand and he said to the bee running the stand:
"Hey!
(Pun, pun, puns)
Got any puns?"
The woman said:
"No,we just sell some honey,
Now pull out a dollar and come buy some buddy!"
The Chat said:
"I'll pass"
Then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady. Then he scurried away to his Lady, Lady, then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady, till the very next day.
(Pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, puns)
Verse 2:
A Chat walked up to a honey-stand and he said to the bee running the stand:
"Hey!
(Pun, pun, puns)
Got any puns?"
The woman said:
"No, like I said yesterday,
We only sell honey okay?
Why not give it a try?"
The Chat said:
"Goodbye!"
Then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady. Then he scurried away to his Lady, Lady, then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady, till the very next day.
(Pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, puns)
Verse 3:
A Chat walked up to a honey-stand and he said to the bee running the stand:
"Hey!
(Pun, pun, puns)
Got any puns?"
The woman said:
Look, I've seen you not once but twice,
I gave you two chances and I tried to be nice,
Please buy my honey, it's half the price!
The Chat said:
"Not tonight."
Then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady. Then he scurried away to his Lady, Lady, then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady, till the very next day.
(Pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, puns)
Verse 4:
A Chat walked up to a honey-stand and he said to the bee running the stand:
"Hey!
(Pun, pun, puns)
Got any puns?"
The woman said:
"That's it! You stay away Chat,
Leave or I'll sting you with my stingers in a snap!"
The Chat said:
"I'm off to take a nap!"
Then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady. Then he scurried away to his Lady, Lady, then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady, till the very next day.
(Pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, puns)
Verse 5:
A Chat walked up to a honey-stand and he said to the bee running the stand:
"Hey!
(Pun, pun, puns)
Got any bee stingers?"
The woman said:
"Now why would i- oh.."
"Then one more question for you: Got any puns?"
And the bee just stopped
The she started to smile
She started to laugh
She laughed for a while.
She said: "Okay Kitty I'll give you some puns."
The Chat out of nowhere said
"Gotta run!"
Then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady. Then he scurried away to his Lady, Lady, then he scurried away, to his Lady, Lady.
(Pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, puns)
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