Look at that title!
So mysterious and cool,
My cover even has a subtitle,
To add some ridiculeYes, I have returned,
From my hiatus around and about,
Though I've grown concerned,
That my sarcastic poetic fire had not run outSo here am I,
Putting my literature teachers through agony,
Continuing my 'not-poetry' cry,
Questioning its moralityI still believe in my cause,
Though true, it has logic flaws,
But to be original you gotta be different,
My creativity helps me with the fact of being ignorantAnd I see you have come back for more,
Either that or you are trying to get rid of a bore,
But that's exactly what 'not-poetry' is for,
To give you laughs and fourth-wall breaking galoreI've come back with a purpose,
To make my 'not-poetry' resurface,
And while I contradict my own justifications,
Don't forget to watch out for me in your notifications
YOU ARE READING
This Is Not Poetry
PoetryNo matter how much it rhymes, No matter how much free verse goes into this, And no matter how crazy the author may be, This is not poetry. This is the irony.