LESSER POWER • [ CASTIEL ] √

|6.|

"Newsflash, Castiel, don't date former frat boys.

They're gross, either smoke or drink too much, or are still supporting their frat. Perhaps all the above, but nevertheless they're also always below average in every way if you catch my drift.

I kind of hope you can't catch my drift, but if you do, can you see my frustration? I'm supposed to be a simple Christian college student and yet, some random guy comes into my life and I decide to give it a chance even though I don't prefer to bat for that team because that team never pulls through and bats a crappy game but I still needed to please my parents.

So I tried putting up with him, but as soon as those dumb Greek letters rolled off his white spotted tongue, I was done. I can't, I can't please my parents and be happy. I can only pick one and I like being selfish.

I just hope I don't have to please you, too."

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