(Highschool! Reader X Luffy X Law) Real Magic

Nezumi's Interrogation

You guys were toast, you were in deep water and sinking fast, this was it, you were finally at checkmate.

"Would these four students please come to the stage?" Nezumi cooed with a evil sneer, with that, at first nobody moved, you were too filled with horror to even process how to function, until finally you, 'gave in'.

You stood up with your head bowed low as Luffy, Law and Kidd hesitantly trailed behind you, watching their peer's fearful and nervous gazes all the way- damn nosey fuckers.

But little did they all know, you weren't going down that easy, without anyone seeing except for your friends, you showed them a mischievous smile to calm their nerves, although it actually only made them even more worked out than they already were.

Kidd looked away as Nezumi faced the three of you with a power hungry grin, hah, he thinks he got you, but the day you let yourself get chewed up by some mortal fuck was the day you et your self dignity crawl up your ass and die.

"So, why exactly do you kids go through the forest, and how"

You gave Law a wink from behind your shoulder as Luffy took in deep breaths, "My house is in the forest sir, I live there, and I simply walk through and avoid going out at night"

The crowd of students gasped and started to mutter amongst themselves as Nezumi just huffed in irritation.

"Well what about these three here?"

He pointed over to the others with an accusing glare making the shapeshifters softly but unoticeably hiss in Law's bag and Zoro and Sanji loudly growl in anger.

You gave the investigator an 'innocent' smile and answered his questions with uttermost truth, "well my friends like to come over to hangout and work on projects together, and Kidd here has recently moved in with me as a roomie, that's something friends do after all"

The redhead blushed feeling a bit embarrassed as Nezumi shifted his attention to him and hummed in suspicion.

What was the bastard thinking up now?

"Why exactly did you move in mister Kidd?" You Kidd's and Law's eyes widened in horror, there was no way you could share something so personal to him and with all these asshats of classmates around!

"I'm sorry mister Nezumi but that's personal information" Law instantly growled in his defense.

Nezumi gave the medical student a warning glare and walked up to the raven with a disgusted frown on his ugly features.

"Listen here you little troublemaker, you might not know it, but this is some serious shit you're dealing with, this case is one with the highest stakes we've seen practically in decades, and if you withhold any information at all, I can simply revoke your student license and send you to the closest delinquency reform school"

Law's face shifted to mortification as you struggled to keep yourself from turning the little shit into a bloody mess on the gym wall.

He just threatened to ruin Law's education..HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

But all thoughts of homicide left your mind as Kidd gave the man an angered sneer, "well if you must know mister RAT, I was kicked outta my own home by my shitty ass parents, and (Y/N) here was as kind enough to let me move in"

The whole school went silent as Nezumi's face turned into a full out red, "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!? WHY I OUTTA-!!"

Smoker put his hand onto the bastard's shoulder and glared at the coward's eyes, an for a moment you swore the fucker nearly choked on his own cold sweat.

"I'm sorry mister Nezumi, but I don't allow anyone harassing my students no matter who they are, I'm afraid you'll have to leave this place now"

Nezumi gave the principal a flabbergasted look as he was dragged away by mister Vergo and vice principal Tashigi.

"Y-you can't do this, I'm a part of the FBI! I-I'll tell the authorities and they'll-" "WELL TELL THE AUTHORITIES, THAT IF THEY THINK THEY CAN SHUT THIS SCHOOL DOWN OVER SOME CRAP INTERROGATION YOU PROPOSED, THEN THEY CAN GO TO HELL"

The whole school cheered as the wacko was finally dragged out of the school screaming bloody murder, Smoker turned to you guys and gave you a small bow.

"I apologize for that, if he was a real investigator he would've never wasted his time humiliating and questioning little ignorant runts like you" he irritably growled

Before Luffy could even laugh it off, you already dragged the three of them out of there with the rest of the students fleeing the school.

Classes were canceled remember? ;)

With a small smile once you guys were in the concealment of the forest Zoro and Sanji went in their true forms and followed after you guys.

"W-Wait a minute (Y/N)-ya! What are you doing!?" Law shouted over your merry laughter.

"I decided I'm taking you guys on another trip today!" Luffy practically howled out in excitement as Law paled in memory of the last couple dozen visits.

"Ummm, what exactly should we be expecting this time?"

You gave the three of them a bone chilling smile as you chuckled in dark amusement, "tell me, do you guys like fiery birds of death?"