So on Christmas eve, Santa Claus should go on his sleigh and deliver toys to all good boys and girls.
But what if
That face was a facade?
Warning: I'm gonna go into darker themes. This chapter includes fire and .
. . . .and sugar daddys.
You:Woah that's too far bro. Your soooo gonna be on the naughty list.
Okay😐 my mom buys me presents.
Now LETS RUIN SANTA'S GOOD NAME!😁
1. He breaks into your house.
Okay, so this guy breaks into your house.
It doesn't matter if you have ADT or a camera. It doesn't matter if you have a barbed wire, he's just gonna use his evil elf servants to hack the system.
I think Santa used to be a master thief when he was a kid.
What if a house doesn't have a chimney? Does he go through the front door?
The roof, your computer, like what?
He must be a master thief genius. Good thing he uses his magical powers for good.....or does he?
2. He stalks you everywhere!
"He sees you when your sleeping, he knows if your awake"
Okay, Then!
Somewhere, Santa is looking at you right now. He watches you when your sleeping, taking a shower, using the bathroom, and other things.
I know only a few people on Earth that do this.
:Santa
:Government
JoshFlareon ;)
Stalkers
Rapists.
And more awful people.
But Santa is much worse
3. He LOVES kids....LIKE"LOVES' them
Think about it. He's old and he gives little kids gifts.
"First comes the stocking of little Nell"
I bet he would give Nell money if she asked
I think Santa is a sugar daddy😏
And what does he do too the bad kids?😰😨😱
Don't ask.
4. He tries to burn the houses of naughty children
So after doing "😰😨😱" to naughty children, he gives them coal.
Isn't coal flammable? Why would you have coal.
And he already went down a chimney.. ..wait
Coal+fire Place=
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Yep Santa is insane
Conclusion
Santa Claus is a insane stalker pedophile, that looks at you when you use the bathroom.
