Don't stop believing // AU (5sos/1d)

Chapter 7.

Life sucks.

I have come to that realization just now.

No actually I have come to that realization about 5 minutes ago when I walked into the cafeteria.

Wanna know why?Because of bands. Not just any band. Dare I say it...boybands.

Now don't get me wrong...Louis and I are friends..We actually have a lot in common. But the rest of them...especially Ashton piss me off. He keeps looking at me and starts laughing.

Annoyed is an understatement.

Some of them,not gonna name any names, are really nice. And that's exactly the reason why they piss me off. This is an apocalypse. Here it is that "Me,myself & I" rule. You can't afford to be 'nice' or get attached to anyone because that will be the reason you die. Trust me I've witnessed it with my own eyes. But that story is for another time.

After about waiting for 10 minutes in line to get my food (yes we have to wait in line to get our food like what you'll see on those American movies..kinda cliché if you ask me) I was finally done.

I look over the cafeteria searching for a seat. I roll my eyes at the sight of the boys with most of my roommates drooling around them.

"Hey Levine!" Vannah yells. I look over at her. She's waving her arms signalling I have to come sit with them. Oh dear Vannah you lovable  person.

As I walk over to them Ashton laughs again...I swear I'm gonna murder him...or feed him to zombies...or throw him off a cliff...or maybe just make him run extra laps.

"Hey." I say arriving at the table consisting of Vannah, Jessie, Carmen, Carla and now myself.

I look over at Jessie. Well...he is clearly the happiest person alive. Note the sarcasm. If he don't take that look of his face by midnight he's gonna look like Ursela from the little mermaid. I think we all know who put that look there.

Ever since I've known Jessie I knew was a jealous person. The 5,maybe 6,months he and Vannah have been dating he is worse. Way worse. A guy who looks at her will get punched.

"I can't believe they're that shallow." Carmen suddenly says. I'm not sure of who she's talking about...it's either our love sick puppy roommates or the 9 boys.

I turn my head and see Calum and Carmen making eye contact.

They so want each other.

"Leave them. They get to meet their idols...it may not be fabulous but some people never got to meet theirs." Carla says defending our roomies. Typical Carla,always being so sweet.

" So Levine...how's training going?" Jessie suddenly asks. I think everybody at the table know why he asked me that. He wants to know if there's any competition.

"Oh...trainings good." I say playing with my food, " Harry is a real cutie." I add just to piss Jessie off. It totally worked.

" Curly? You must be joking." He says trying to be calm.

" You jealous Jessie?" I say smirking...it's so fun teasing him.

"Me? Jealous of him? Please I can take that guy in my sleep."

"Sure you can..." Carla says joking.

"Hey Vannah, why don't you leave curly here and go to other curly?" Carmen joins in.

I may look calm...but inside I'm laughing so hard.

Speaking of laughing...as I turn around I make eyes contact with the one and only Ashton,and guess what?He laughed...again.

He is gonna die. Today is the day that Ashton Irwin dies.

I walk over to the table very angry. As I arrive I slam my fist on the table.

"What is your problem Irwin?!"

He just sits there with a smirk playing on his lips.

"I am gonna-"

"Levine!" I look over at Chief Derek. This looks serious.

"You're lucky Irwin,saved by the big man himself." I say and turn around to walk over to Chief Derek.

"Parker we got a problem...a big one."

"What is it?" I asked confused. Chief stays Silent...Then it hits me.

Oh.

This is B-A-D. Bad.

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