Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Misery

get foocked.

A.N. ALBIE U SON OF BASTARDS UR SUCH A BICH. U NWED TO HECK UR G RAMMA R CAUSE U CSNT RIGHT FOE SHIT. ALSKD NIcE CHAPTAR BUT I STILL FUCKING HATE U.

?HARRY'S POV?

I sneak up a f fuckin sandhill and I saw the gingerbread of rooms hair. The readiness penatreeting throe the intire DESERT (NOT A SWEE TY THINK UNEAT AFTER DINNER BUT AN ACTUALL BOWL OF SAND?) Bella ticketing thought she could out hide ne with the bitch named RAWN. But she could t cause I FOUND HERRRRR. LAME BITCH LAME.

I sneak up behind the ginger. And I SPOOKED THR SOOK OIT OF HIM EITH A GIANT Y FUCKINH RAWR F EVIL AND DEATH ;;GOT HIM. Roon screamed like a little seagull or a penguin (RNT THEY THE SAMRE?() "HOW DID U EVEN FIND M?" he screamed. I cackeled an eval little cack. "HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND....I followed Bellatricks trail of desperatiin. And ur eval scent.". "FUCK!!" Roon scresmrd. "I should have known that u can smell goodly cause ur a parsltongue anf have snake like sciences."". THEN BELLATRIX CAME UP BEHIND ME AND WACKED KY FUCKING HEAD WITH A BOWL.

"what the hell Bella yrx." I screamed anf I bled fr on the whole in my heed. "Ah shit I'm bleeding::: the blood the blood thr fucking bloom." I screamed anf ctyid. "Ah ha ha ah ha" she called and then a bird came down form the tres and tried to peck out my eyeballs. "DONT GIVE ME ANY OF THAT SHIT" I screamed sy her. And I flung the bid away with a flick of the wrist. Yas. Bird down hie. "dnshagahsh" I spit ay her speaking the tounge of the parsls. (THE SNAKE LANGUAGE DUHHHH NO FLAMIN) AND THEN A SNAKE LEPT FORM THR GROUNFS ANF FUCKING BIT OF HER HEAD. LMAOO. Roon looked at me and screamed and spit like a llamo. "WHY??!!!" HE SCRESMED. "FOR HERMIT!!!' I SCRESMF BACK.

"HERMIT is a dead." Roobaked scresmrd back at me. "TOO SOON U HUSSY LEAVE ME" I YELLRF BAK. I cryed but not for long dude cause Ron was bring an asshole. "Hey harrie. I'm gonna kill u now. Or y van be chill anf.go away." "Dot do this Ronald wessald. Plz" "Hardiness I have too" "why run why?" "BECAUSE I AM AN EVAL LITYLE BOY"

RONALD RAN STRAIGHT FOR THE DUNES OF THE DESERT. AND DISPAPARATED.

"RUN U ROTTEN GUACAMOLE BAG, I WILL FIND U!!!" I bellowed. After him.....,,
Then I foowed him over the dunes and I used my snake-like scences. I Called out to bucket beak. And he cakked to me AND LANDED AT MY FEETERS. I clime up his bakk and we take off into the sky but not even for very long becayse all of a sudden POOF BANG BOUNCE we fell out of the sky??

(Not HARRY'S POV)

Hahaha bullseye. They fell right out of that sky and landed on the griund. I went to approch thrm.

HARRYS POV

(A.N. who's the mystery chararachter? Wow bey ur wondring))( buckle baek and I lanb hard-ly on the ground. Ouch I'm gonna kill this person who even did this to mye. There wad a whisper that said, "HARNEY, ITS ME!" I whipped my hesd around like a fish doing a jigle. "show ur fave u can of spam" I shout through the desert . . . Then out of the sand came.....

HERMIINEEE!!!!!;;;?

"How the hell r u here????" I shoutf and buck beak gets scared and flied away. Pansy. "I'm a ghost harry, but I know a way that u can bring m back to life."

A.N. WOWIE THT DROP OF THOUHH LMAO. BET U DIDNT EVEN SEE YHAT COMING? IS hrry gonna be able to save hrmiy? LOL I DONT EVEN NO! I'd LIKE TO THANK ALL OF THE FANS FOR BEING TRU FANS AN I LOVE U HOMIES. Also I hope u like the u-toob video I added. Able I saw ur yodeling that u put on ur chaptur and I 1 up u, I listen to this nonnstip.