A.N. ALBINE DOT BEE SUCH A BIRCH! if I watted this surt of eval in me lyfe I wud hav kiled the Queen of Ablania. Thank & p.s we (me an Absjrb() hav bigger newz buy can t tell u cus it secrit. U will no soon.
Hart is bac Bich. & I cumin for u. (dis dirictd @ u Rin (A.N. & u albimsh) )
Her as he licked really me. SH e saydex with theqa men ass ing words " Hart there cave we need to go in or else??:!;" Y? I aks. I" no tje thingggs." SH e replid. "K, 1 min gotta get bird buck" he wus stil etting freett. Dam I wunted dat. Birch.
We leave for cave w/ dad's words stil rinnngi n g in ear. I dunt Gert what he mean? Birch.
I run into beg roc when think bout dad. Wtf? Herm says "Harding we rt cab" "we're at da cave alreDy?" Wow tume flya web u think. We enter da cav. O shit.
Cav wet like slimy drain of bathtub. I got slim on me toe. PHA s. Bucklez wouldn't come.e aim and so waitwd outs,xe.birch. HERMIT was coming. Beijing me. Then BAM GUEDD WHO FICKON SHOWRD UP???
JINNNYYYYYYYYY
Birch.
"Jin whutu doin in this old hellhole of cave?" I ask "I coming for u heart. I love u date me or die!!!!!!!!"
The.n guess who showed UP?
HETMITS!
"Herm u ded." Jinny sId. "Yus but I can kill u" she rdponded. Then she started tapping EMINEM RAP GOD (Jin least favorite) Jin screamed and almsot fucking deaizd. But then she ran out of the cave like a spider muncky.
"Gud job her." I say to ghostie. "She'll be backer" she said "we have to go fast" "y?" "So I can live"
WHAT TYPE????
We see pond in Ave
We have to cross pond: instructions:
-swim
-feed hermit noodles on challace that r located on island in pond
-She live
A.N. sorry for short chap. But wanted u to stat enthralled. Didn't want it to turn into a Purj 3 am I rite ??? Ha ha. AnuwT. I lov Zac Efrom. Bye.
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